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The $0.87 Lunch: How One Manager’s Penny-Pinching Backfired in Hilarious Fashion

Picture this: You’re at work, slogging through emails, when you get not one but two department-wide messages about an upcoming event. It’s not a new project, not a groundbreaking announcement—just a simple farewell lunch at a national burger joint for the president’s son, who’s wrapping up his summer internship. You might think, “Well, at least I’ll get a free burger out of this.” But not so fast! In this tale of office absurdity, the only thing free is the entertainment value of watching management pinch pennies so hard they squeal.

Welcome to the world of “No Free Lunch,” where managerial miserliness, epic email overkill, and workplace pettiness collide in a story that’s equal parts jaw-dropping and hilarious. If you’ve ever wondered just how little goodwill a boss can buy for under a dollar, buckle up—this ride is worth every cent.

“Sorry, Do I Know You?”: The Savviest Petty Revenge at a Class Reunion

There’s something magical (or maybe masochistic) about high school reunions. For one night, you get to see who’s thriving, who’s surviving, and who’s still peddling questionable investment schemes. But every so often, someone pulls off a moment of perfectly subtle, deliciously petty revenge that becomes the stuff of legend.

That’s exactly what happened to Reddit user u/Fasterandfaster-2000’s best friend “John” at their 25th high school reunion—a story that has the internet cheering, cringing, and maybe even taking notes for their next class get-together.

That Don’t Tell Me Nothing! A Deliciously Petty Exchange at the Awards Breakfast

There are few things in life as satisfying as a perfectly timed comeback—especially when it’s delivered with just the right pinch of petty. If you’ve ever been on the receiving end of someone’s dismissive attitude, you know the urge to clap back can be real. Today’s tale from Reddit’s r/PettyRevenge is a masterclass in quick wit, local pride, and serving up a side of humble pie at the breakfast table.

Picture it: a high school awards ceremony breakfast, the kind with rubbery eggs, overly enthusiastic teachers, and the awkward mingling of rival schools. Our hero, Reddit user u/Prestigious_Age_5718, and their friends find themselves seated with another school’s coach—one whose manners are, let’s say, a little undercooked. When the coach’s attempt at small talk turns sour, our protagonist delivers a petty but oh-so-satisfying clapback that leaves the table (and the internet) cheering.

How One Roommate’s Underwear Streak Ended the Never-Ending Geek Invasion

If you’ve ever suffered through inconsiderate roommates, you know the struggle is real. Shared living can be a beautiful exercise in compromise… or a crash course in creative vengeance. Today’s tale from Reddit’s r/PettyRevenge proves that sometimes, the best solutions are as simple as embracing your right to bare (almost) everything.

Picture this: It’s the ‘90s. The N64 is king, comic books reign supreme, and anime is about to go mainstream. Our hero—let’s call them Estrellaente—shares a room with “Mr. Jon,” whose idea of hospitality is inviting his geek squad over at all hours, with zero warning. Role-playing games, heated arguments about manga, and late-night button-mashing marathons become the norm. The only thing missing? Consideration for the person who actually shares the room.

When Loyalty Gets Snubbed: How One Employee’s Petty Revenge Sparked a Mass Exodus

Have you ever felt so unappreciated at work that you didn’t just fantasize about quitting, but actually started recruiting your coworkers to jump ship with you? That’s exactly what happened to Reddit user u/AntiYourOpinion, who turned a workplace snub into a masterclass in (petty) employee empowerment. Grab your popcorn—this is one office tale where the underdog doesn’t just bark, they lead the whole pack out the door.

You know the saying, “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you?” Well, sometimes the hand forgets who makes the sandwiches. And when management drops the ball, you might just find your most loyal staff plotting the kind of exit strategy that HR nightmares are made of.

How One Landscaping Crew Gassed Up Their Own Brand of Petty Revenge

If you’ve ever worked in landscaping, you know the struggle: you’re just trying to keep the lawns green and the hedges trimmed, but some folks can’t resist helping themselves to whatever isn’t bolted down—especially those pricey gas cans. But what happens when the thieves pick on the wrong crew? Well, a recent tale from Reddit’s r/PettyRevenge shows us that sometimes, vengeance is best served… “premium unleaded.”

Imagine this: you’re cruising in your shiny new Cadillac, feeling invincible, until your engine coughs, sputters, and dies. On the side of the road, with a trunk full of purloined gas cans, you watch as the landscaping crew you robbed earlier that morning slows down, waves, and drives on by—with the smuggest grins you’ve ever seen plastered across their faces.

How a Stripper Pen Toppled a Penny-Pinching Boss: A Tale of Petty Office Revenge

Picture this: it’s your first day at a new job, nerves tingling, ready to make a stellar impression. Your boss hands you… a single, solitary pen. Not a welcome packet, not a branded mug—just a pen. And, oh, there are rules. If the ink runs dry, you must return the carcass for a new one. Lose it? Too bad, replace it yourself. It’s not just office supplies; it’s a test of character. Welcome to the world’s stingiest stationery policy.

Now, most people would sigh, buy a pack of Bics, and call it a day. But not u/rusty0123, our petty hero from the legendary r/PettyRevenge tale. No, this tale is about how one employee weaponized free swag and a stripper pen to wage the pettiest war ever on office absurdity.

Heartbreak, Cheating, and Petty Revenge: When a Breakup Ends With a Delicious Boom

Heartbreak is never easy. But there’s something about a breakup that’s been seasoned with a dash of betrayal and a generous helping of petty revenge that makes the pain just a little bit sweeter. That’s exactly what happened to Reddit user u/unitedstatesofLABIA, who turned her toxic relationship’s bitter end into a symphony of chaos—and made sure her cheating ex wasn’t the only one crying when the dust settled.

If you’ve ever fantasized about orchestrating the perfect “mic drop” exit from a relationship gone wrong, grab your popcorn. This is one petty revenge story you won’t want to miss.

When Taco Bell Becomes COCK! The Legendary Long-Game of Petty Revenge

There’s an art to petty revenge, and sometimes, the masterpiece takes years to reach its grand reveal. Few stories embody this more than the saga of a sleep-deprived road-tripper, an army of drunken friends, and a Taco Bell craving—forever immortalized by one perfectly placed autocorrect.

This is a story of friendship, vengeance, and a seven-year slow burn that all started, as most great misadventures do, with a late-night drive and a group of hungry party animals. Buckle up.

How One Woman Served Her Narcissistic Ex a Slice of Social Justice (and Cake)

Breakups are rarely clean and tidy, but when your ex decides to wage a one-man smear campaign against you, things can get downright messy. That’s exactly what happened to Reddit user u/Weekly-Psychology137, who endured weeks of sabotage after calling it quits with her boyfriend. But when opportunity knocked—at his own birthday party, no less—she didn’t just answer. She brought receipts, spilled the tea, and left her ex choking on the consequences.

If you’ve ever dreamed of serving up some poetic justice to a toxic ex, buckle up. This is a masterclass in petty revenge, with just the right amount of frosting on top.