Goose Wrangling and Guest Complaints: Tales from the Weirdest Night at the Hotel Front Desk
There are some things you expect as a night shift hotel worker: tired travelers, late check-ins, maybe the occasional “my key doesn’t work” emergency. But what you probably don’t expect at 2 AM is to be called upon as the official Goose Control Officer—responsible for avian bowel movements and the cosmic laws of gravity. Yet, as one front desk worker hilariously recounted on Reddit’s r/TalesFromTheFrontDesk, that’s exactly what happened.
Picture this: It’s the dead of night. A guest storms in from the parking lot, room key in hand, but refusing to identify herself. She’s furious. The reason? A flock of geese flew overhead and one nearly dropped a bomb on her head. Her demand? A discount for the “near-miss.” The bewildered night auditor did what any seasoned pro would do—log an official note to “inform the geese that pooping near guests is rude.” And, shockingly, that seemed to satisfy her.