How a Stripper Pen Toppled a Penny-Pinching Boss: A Tale of Petty Office Revenge
Picture this: it’s your first day at a new job, nerves tingling, ready to make a stellar impression. Your boss hands you… a single, solitary pen. Not a welcome packet, not a branded mug—just a pen. And, oh, there are rules. If the ink runs dry, you must return the carcass for a new one. Lose it? Too bad, replace it yourself. It’s not just office supplies; it’s a test of character. Welcome to the world’s stingiest stationery policy.
Now, most people would sigh, buy a pack of Bics, and call it a day. But not u/rusty0123, our petty hero from the legendary r/PettyRevenge tale. No, this tale is about how one employee weaponized free swag and a stripper pen to wage the pettiest war ever on office absurdity.