Scooters, Mansions, and Chardonnay: A Petty Showdown on Milwaukee’s East Side
There are few things more satisfying than a perfect act of petty revenge—especially when it’s served up with a side of technology and a dash of class warfare. In the leafy enclaves of Milwaukee’s east side, where mansions nestle behind iron gates and Chardonnay flows as freely as the entitlement, an epic showdown unfolded. All it took was a couple, some shared electric scooters, and a smartphone app with a little-known feature.
Let’s set the scene: two adults, out for a breezy ride, hoping to join the scooter-sharing trend. What they didn’t expect was to stumble into a modern-day standoff between the scooterless masses and the city’s one-percenters. What happened next? Pure, chirping chaos.