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When Adulting Goes Wrong: How Kevin’s Autopay Adventure Nearly Nuked His Credit Score

Young man looking frustrated while reviewing his finances at a desk, symbolizing money management challenges.
Kevin sits at his cluttered desk, grappling with his financial plans and the reality of adulting. This photorealistic image captures the moment he realizes that managing money is more complex than he anticipated. Dive into his story and find out how his well-intentioned efforts took an unexpected turn!

There’s a little Kevin in all of us. You know, that well-meaning friend who tries so hard to get their life on track but seems to trip over every “adulting” hurdle along the way. If you don’t know a Kevin, maybe… just maybe… you are the Kevin.

Today’s story, straight from the wilds of r/StoriesAboutKevin, is a cautionary tale wrapped in good intentions and sprinkled with financial chaos. If you’ve ever found yourself staring at your online bank account, wondering why your balance is suddenly a sad, lonely number, you’ll want to pay attention. Because this is what happens when “responsible” meets “oops.”

Flat Earth Kevin Strikes Again: How One Employee’s Oblivion Wrecked the Work Schedule (and My Weekend)

Cinematic image of frustrated supervisor confronting Kevin about his long-term absence at work.
In this cinematic portrayal, the tension is palpable as the supervisor expresses frustration over Kevin's repeated mistakes. Will he finally learn the importance of communication in the workplace? Dive into my rant about the ongoing saga with my Flat Earth Kevin!

There are Kevins, and then there are Flat Earth Kevins. If you’ve ever worked with someone who seems to exist in a parallel universe where basic workplace expectations are optional, you’ll know the type. One minute you’re planning your weekend with the confidence of a seasoned scheduler—the next, you’re blindsided by the world’s least surprising surprise: Kevin forgot to tell you he’ll be gone for months. Again.

Let’s set the scene. Monday morning. Coffee in hand. Your mind drifts to the weekend ahead, maybe a family cookout or a long-overdue movie night. Suddenly, Kevin, the human embodiment of a ‘404 Not Found’ error, lumbers in and casually drops the bombshell: “Oh, by the way, I’ll be out for surgery for a few months. Starting Friday.”

When Kevin Tried to “Subscribe” to a Library Book: A Hilarious Modern Mix-Up

Kevin humorously mistaking library books for subscription services in a cinematic office scene.
In this cinematic moment, Kevin shares a laugh about his hilarious mix-up with library books and subscription services, leaving everyone in stitches!

We’ve all had a coworker who brings a little extra flavor to the office—sometimes it’s the one who microwaves fish, other times it’s the one who confuses the library with Netflix. Today, dear readers, I invite you to marvel at the saga of Kevin, who believed he could “subscribe” to a library book and was genuinely shocked when reality hit.

If you’ve ever wondered how the digital age is warping our understanding of the simple things in life (like borrowing a book), buckle up. This story is a delightful reminder that sometimes, the real world and the streaming world don’t quite line up.

When Your Boss Thinks Pregnancy Is Contagious: Hilarious Tales from the Clueless Corporate World

Male boss looking confused in an office, unaware of a pregnant employee's needs, cinematic style.
In this cinematic illustration, we capture the moment a male boss realizes he may be out of touch with the unique challenges faced by his pregnant employee. Explore the complexities of workplace dynamics in our latest blog update.

If you’ve ever worked in an office, you know that managers come in all shapes, sizes, and levels of… let’s say, “awareness.” But every so often, a story emerges that makes you wonder how some people ever graduate to a corner office. Enter u/A-Helpful-Flamingo’s latest update on r/StoriesAboutKevin, chronicling the truly jaw-dropping cluelessness of a male boss who seemingly missed every possible memo about pregnancy, bodily autonomy, and, well, basic biology.

Pour yourself a cup of coffee, because you’re about to be entertained—and maybe left shaking your head in disbelief.

When Kevin Met the Lawnmower: A Legendary Tale of Lighter Fluid, Explosions, and Eyebrow Loss

High school student Kevin struggling to start a lawnmower in a sunny backyard setting.
In this photorealistic depiction, we see Kevin facing a common high school dilemma—his lawnmower won't start! This scene captures the blend of nostalgia and humor as my mom recounts this memorable moment from her youth.

Let’s face it: everyone knows a Kevin. If you’re unfamiliar with the meme, a “Kevin” is that person who, despite being armed with confidence and questionable logic, manages to turn the simplest task into an unforgettable disaster. Today’s story, plucked straight from the annals of r/StoriesAboutKevin, is a fiery classic in the Book of Kevin: “Kevin and the Lawnmower.”

Picture this: It’s high school in the late 20th century. The soundtrack is probably some mix of early hip-hop, grunge, or whatever was blaring from the neighbor’s garage. Speaking of garages, that’s exactly where our story unfolds—with a young man named Kevin, a stubborn lawnmower, and a decision that would prove explosively memorable.

Conspiracy Theory Kevin Strikes Again: The Never-Ending PTO Panic at the Drugstore

Cartoon-3D illustration of two retail supervisors discussing conspiracy theories in a drug store setting.
Dive into the quirky world of Kevin and our retail adventures! This cartoon-3D image captures our lighthearted banter about conspiracy theories while managing our busy drug store. Join us on this amusing journey as we explore the oddities of earning PTO in the retail industry!

Picture this: It’s another day in retail paradise. The beeping of price scanners, the faint smell of hand sanitizer, and the eternal hum of fluorescent lights are your soundtrack. Just as you’re mentally tallying how many times you’ve restocked the cough drops this week, in strolls Kevin—your favorite workplace conspiracy theorist—on a mission. What’s the crisis this time? A PTO policy that’s been dead, buried, and fossilized for over six years.

Welcome to the world of “Conspiracy Theory Kevin,” a 70-something shift supervisor whose dedication to workplace rumor-mongering is matched only by his refusal to retire. Today’s episode: The Case of the Phantom PTO Cap.

Skittles, M&Ms, and the Wild World of Candy Stereotypes: When 'Taste the Rainbow' Flies Right Over Someone's Head

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Dive into the quirky world of "Kevin," portrayed in vibrant anime style, as he hilariously misinterprets candy preferences and their ironic slogans, revealing insights into his complex relationships.

Picture this: You’re hanging out with friends, minding your own business, when you innocently grab a bag of M&Ms from a vending machine. Suddenly, you’re thrust into a debate about how your candy choice apparently reveals your sexual orientation. Welcome to the wacky world of Kevins (or, in this case, Kevinas), where logic melts faster than chocolate in your pocket.

It’s a story so absurd you couldn’t make it up—a tale where M&Ms are "homo," Skittles are not, and someone is completely oblivious to the most rainbow-filled slogan in candy history. Fasten your seatbelts, folks, because this ride is about to get deliciously ironic.

The Tale of Kevin: How One Man Tried to Save His Relationship with a 48-Hour Trip to Spain

Cartoon-3D illustration of Kevin contemplating his life changes before a trip to Europe.
In this vibrant cartoon-3D scene, we see Kevin at a crossroads, reflecting on his recent life changes as he prepares for an exciting adventure in Europe. What awaits him on this journey?

Every office has a Kevin. You know the type: well-meaning, occasionally clueless, and always good for a story that makes you question the nature of common sense. But sometimes, a Kevin’s antics go beyond the usual forgotten passwords or microwaved fish at lunch. Sometimes, a Kevin takes things to a whole new continent—literally.

Today, buckle up for a modern odyssey that involves heartbreak, jet lag, and one of the most impressively misguided attempts to win someone back. This is the story of Kevin, who went to Europe… for a weekend.

When “Pet Food” Goes Wrong: The Hilariously Misguided Tale of Kevin and the 50lb Dog Food Bag

A man puzzled by pet food choices, holding a large bag of generic dog food in a pet store aisle.
In a cinematic moment, we explore the complexities of pet nutrition through Kevin's confusion over choosing the right food for his cat. This image captures the essence of pet ownership and the often-overlooked differences in dietary needs.

There’s an age-old adage that “you are what you eat.” For most of us, that’s a gentle reminder to maybe swap out the chips for some carrots now and then. But for Kevin—protagonist of this legendary Reddit story—it’s apparently more of a suggestion that can be loosely interpreted. After all, if it crunches and says “pet food” on the label, it’s fair game for any furry friend… right?

Let’s set the scene: You’re in the pet food aisle, minding your own business, when you spot someone hoisting an industrial-sized, 50lb bag of generic dry dog food into their cart. Curious, you strike up a conversation and discover that this culinary bounty is destined not for a pack of hungry hounds, but for a single, solitary cat. And thus begins “The Dietary Discovery,” a tale as baffling as it is hilarious, originally shared on Reddit’s r/StoriesAboutKevin by u/may907.

When “Read-Only” Gets Literal: The Hilarious Tale of Kevin, a PDF, and a Laminating Machine

Coworker laminating his computer screen, humorously misunderstanding 'read-only' PDF files.
In a cinematic moment of workplace hilarity, Kevin attempts to "save" a PDF by laminating his monitor, leading to a surprising twist when his screen cracks from the heat. Who knew tech misunderstandings could be this entertaining?

There are days in the office when everything goes smoothly: coffee is hot, emails are manageable, and your computer screen stays blissfully crack-free. And then… there are days when Kevin comes to work. If you’ve ever browsed the legendary r/StoriesAboutKevin subreddit, you know Kevins are a special breed—well-meaning, but not always the sharpest USB in the drawer.

But even by Kevin standards, this story—originally shared by u/Sufficient-Owl1826—sets a new bar for workplace absurdity.