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When Lunchtime Gets Weird: The Curious Case of the Overly Interested Lunch Monitor

Admit it—school lunches were always a little weird. Maybe it was the “mystery meat” or the endless debates about whether pizza is a vegetable. But nothing tops the stories about the adults who watched over us during those precious 30 minutes of freedom. Recently, one Redditor dropped a post that’s giving everyone major heebie-jeebies: “I am starting to think our lunch monitoring teacher might be a pedo.” Yeah, you read that right.

The lunch monitor, that ever-watchful lunchroom overlord, is a staple of every school. But what happens when their behavior starts to cross the line from “annoyingly vigilant” to “downright suspicious”? Let’s unpack this eyebrow-raising story from Reddit, reflect on how rumors start, and discuss why keeping a watchful eye (for the right reasons) matters.

When Love Stinks: Surviving Life With a Human Gas Chamber

There are many tests of true love—meeting the parents, surviving Ikea trips, or watching each other’s favorite cringeworthy TV shows. But nothing, absolutely nothing, quite prepares you for the marital milestone of surviving your partner’s flatulence. Enter Reddit user u/glassfury, whose viral post “My husband is a human gas chamber” on r/StoriesAboutKevin has left the internet both howling and horrified.

If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to share a home with someone whose digestive system could double as a biological weapon, buckle up. This is the story of one woman’s valiant struggle against the silent (and not-so-silent) assaults of her beloved’s bottom burps.

The Legendary Misadventures of Uncle Kevin: A Cautionary Tale in 13 Acts

Every family has that one relative—the lovable disaster, the walking cautionary tale, the person whose life choices make you simultaneously laugh, cringe, and thank your lucky stars for your own sense of judgment. For Reddit user u/pacmanfunky, that relative is Uncle Kevin.

Uncle Kevin’s legacy isn’t built on wisdom or achievement, but on a series of jaw-dropping misadventures so absurd you’d think they were lifted straight from a sitcom. From run-ins with the law to catastrophes involving cars, courtrooms, and questionable life hacks, Kevin’s story is a masterclass in what-not-to-do. Grab your popcorn and read on for a chronologically ordered highlight reel of one man’s relentless pursuit of bad decisions.

When Souvenirs Go Wrong: My Sister, a T-Shirt, and the Great Michigan Mix-Up

There are moments in life when you realize that even the people you’ve known forever—your nearest and dearest—can still surprise you in the most unexpected (and hilarious) ways. For the author of a recent r/StoriesAboutKevin post, that moment involved a FaceTime call, a souvenir t-shirt, and a sister whose sense of geography was, shall we say, uniquely her own.

Meet Kevinina, a 65-year-old Native American woman from Wisconsin, whose latest vacation fashion choice left her sibling in stitches and the internet in collective facepalm mode.

The Road Trip Revelation: When Your Date Thinks “RV Stop” Means Free RVs for All

There’s nothing quite like a road trip to truly get to know someone. The open road, miles of conversation, and, sometimes, the jaw-dropping realization that your travel companion may not have packed all their brain cells for the journey. Such was the case for Reddit user u/pkgoesdigital, who recently shared an unforgettable tale of highway hilarity and Kevin-level logic gone astray.

Picture this: New romance, a car humming down the interstate, and a moment that makes you question everything you thought you knew about your passenger. Welcome to the wild world of dating a Kevin—where every road sign is a potential plot twist.