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When Incompetence Gets Tenure: The Legend of “Kevin” in Special Ed

Imagine this: You desperately need special education teachers for your school’s autism program. The hiring pool is slim. So you take what you can get. Enter “Kevin” (real name Alex), whose tenure would become the stuff of workplace legend—for all the wrong reasons.

The story, as told by Reddit user u/CooperArt, is a wild ride through three years of jaw-dropping incompetence, organizational indifference, and the Kafkaesque reality of education bureaucracy. And, as the r/StoriesAboutKevin community makes clear, it’s both hilarious and horrifying that this could happen anywhere—let alone in a school.

Weaponized Incompetence in Aisle 3: The Curious Case of Grocery Store Kevins

Picture this: You stroll into your local grocery store, ready to snag your usual favorites, but something’s off. Mountains of Raisin Bran, rivers of white cabbage, and a suspicious absence of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Is it a supply chain crisis? A cereal conspiracy? Or… is it the handiwork of a Kevin?

If you’ve ever wondered how your supermarket ends up with bizarre quantities of the weirdest products, you’re not alone. Thanks to a viral Reddit post on r/StoriesAboutKevin, we now have front-row seats to the slapstick world of grocery store inventory—and the weaponized incompetence that fuels it.

When Kevin Asked If Rocks Have Cells: A Hilarious Day In Science Class

Anime illustration of a boy confused about rocks being living things during science class discussion.
In this vibrant anime-style scene, Kevin grapples with the idea of whether rocks are alive, sparking a humorous exchange in science class that challenges his understanding of life and cells.

We all have that one classmate who asks questions so offbeat, you wonder if you’re on a hidden camera show. For Redditor u/Accidentallyupvotes1, this moment arrived courtesy of “Kevin”—the kind of student who turns high school science into an episode of classic comedy. Picture this: it’s a quiet day in science class, the topic is cells, and then Kevin raises his hand with the earnestness of a Nobel laureate preparing for a breakthrough.

“So do rocks have cells?”

Cue internal “what the—?” reactions, a confused teacher, and the rest of the class desperately holding back laughter. But let’s be honest—at some point, we’ve all had a Kevin moment (maybe not about rocks, but still). Let’s break down this iconic exchange, what it reveals about science misconceptions, and why we should embrace curiosity—even when it’s a bit… rocky.

Kevin vs. Adulting: The Autopay Catastrophe That Was Supposed to Fix Everything

Adulting. It’s that mythical realm where bills are paid on time, credit is built responsibly, and you feel like you actually have your life together. For most of us, it’s a slow climb up a mountain of paperwork and reminders. For my friend Kevin, however, it was more like running up the mountain blindfolded—tripping, falling, and somehow setting off fireworks along the way.

Let me introduce you to Kevin, a man on a mission to be “responsible” with money. Only, as you’ll see, his journey into financial adulthood went off the rails in the most Kevin way possible. Grab your popcorn, because you can’t make this stuff up.

When Binge-Watching Meets Book Borrowing: The Hilarious Story of a Library 'Subscription'

Have you ever met someone so delightfully confused by the mundane that you start to question your own understanding of how the world works? Enter Kevin—a coworker whose approach to library books is so modern, it belongs in the streaming age.

Recently, a story from Reddit’s ever-entertaining r/StoriesAboutKevin caught my eye: Kevin, believing himself to be a savvy consumer of literature, managed to turn a simple library loan into a year-long "subscription"… and then "canceled" it. This is not a joke. This is not a drill. This is peak Kevin.

When Adulting Goes Wrong: How Kevin’s Autopay Adventure Nearly Nuked His Credit Score

Young man looking frustrated while reviewing his finances at a desk, symbolizing money management challenges.
Kevin sits at his cluttered desk, grappling with his financial plans and the reality of adulting. This photorealistic image captures the moment he realizes that managing money is more complex than he anticipated. Dive into his story and find out how his well-intentioned efforts took an unexpected turn!

There’s a little Kevin in all of us. You know, that well-meaning friend who tries so hard to get their life on track but seems to trip over every “adulting” hurdle along the way. If you don’t know a Kevin, maybe… just maybe… you are the Kevin.

Today’s story, straight from the wilds of r/StoriesAboutKevin, is a cautionary tale wrapped in good intentions and sprinkled with financial chaos. If you’ve ever found yourself staring at your online bank account, wondering why your balance is suddenly a sad, lonely number, you’ll want to pay attention. Because this is what happens when “responsible” meets “oops.”

My Boss Thought Pregnancy Was Contagious: Hilarious Highlights from r/StoriesAboutKevin

If you think your office is weird, wait until you meet Kevin’s boss. In a now-viral Reddit update, u/A-Helpful-Flamingo shares the latest in an ongoing saga about a male supervisor who, despite managing adults in the 21st century, still seems to think pregnancy is some kind of airborne virus. If you’ve ever rolled your eyes at workplace ignorance, buckle up—this story has it all: confusion, comedy, and a crash course in basic biology.

Flat Earth Kevin Strikes Again: How One Employee’s Oblivion Wrecked the Work Schedule (and My Weekend)

Cinematic image of frustrated supervisor confronting Kevin about his long-term absence at work.
In this cinematic portrayal, the tension is palpable as the supervisor expresses frustration over Kevin's repeated mistakes. Will he finally learn the importance of communication in the workplace? Dive into my rant about the ongoing saga with my Flat Earth Kevin!

There are Kevins, and then there are Flat Earth Kevins. If you’ve ever worked with someone who seems to exist in a parallel universe where basic workplace expectations are optional, you’ll know the type. One minute you’re planning your weekend with the confidence of a seasoned scheduler—the next, you’re blindsided by the world’s least surprising surprise: Kevin forgot to tell you he’ll be gone for months. Again.

Let’s set the scene. Monday morning. Coffee in hand. Your mind drifts to the weekend ahead, maybe a family cookout or a long-overdue movie night. Suddenly, Kevin, the human embodiment of a ‘404 Not Found’ error, lumbers in and casually drops the bombshell: “Oh, by the way, I’ll be out for surgery for a few months. Starting Friday.”

When Kevin Tried to “Subscribe” to a Library Book: A Hilarious Modern Mix-Up

Kevin humorously mistaking library books for subscription services in a cinematic office scene.
In this cinematic moment, Kevin shares a laugh about his hilarious mix-up with library books and subscription services, leaving everyone in stitches!

We’ve all had a coworker who brings a little extra flavor to the office—sometimes it’s the one who microwaves fish, other times it’s the one who confuses the library with Netflix. Today, dear readers, I invite you to marvel at the saga of Kevin, who believed he could “subscribe” to a library book and was genuinely shocked when reality hit.

If you’ve ever wondered how the digital age is warping our understanding of the simple things in life (like borrowing a book), buckle up. This story is a delightful reminder that sometimes, the real world and the streaming world don’t quite line up.

The Curious Case of Conspiracy Theory Kevin: Six Years, Zero PTO Changes, Infinite Questions

If you’ve ever worked in retail, you know that every store has its characters. The coupon queen, the grumpy regular, the coworker who somehow always gets away with taking “smoke breaks” every 15 minutes. But today’s story, courtesy of Reddit’s r/StoriesAboutKevin, features a legend among retail personalities: Conspiracy Theory Kevin. He’s not just your average gossip—he’s the reigning champion of holding on to company rumors long after everyone else has let them go.

So grab your timecards, clutch your PTO balances, and prepare to meet the man who’s still fighting a policy battle… from 2018.