Sorry, Sir—We’re Not Reprogramming Reality For Your Phone’s Clock
Let’s set the scene: It’s Saturday evening. You’re a retail worker, already counting down the minutes to closing time—maybe even dreaming about your couch, a tub of ice cream, or sweet, sweet silence. You dutifully lock the doors at the designated time, only to have a lone figure appear, pressing his face (and his phone) against the glass. He wants in, and he’s brought “evidence” that you’re violating the sacred laws of time itself.
Welcome to another episode in the never-ending sitcom that is retail life, starring a customer so convinced of his own smartphone’s infallibility, he’s ready to drag you—and your store’s clocks—into a battle for temporal supremacy.