When Hotel Tech Attacks: The Perils of Fancy Coffee Machines and Even Fancier Excuses
Picture this: You’re working the front desk at a bustling hotel, bracing yourself for a full house. The aroma of fresh coffee is supposed to be your salvation, not your downfall. But today, the universe has a wicked sense of humor. The hotel’s brand-new, state-of-the-art coffee machines—shiny, automatic, intimidating—are staring at you like hungry robots, ready to rebel. And guess what? Nobody told you how to use them.
Now imagine your only lifeline is your spouse, who works opposite shifts and learned the machine’s secrets through a combination of trial, error, and possibly dark magic. You’re left alone to face the morning caffeine mob, all while wrestling a spool of filter paper that seems designed by a vengeful engineer. As if that’s not enough, a guest recently unearthed a used needle (bonus: filled with mystery fluid!) under a mattress, and upper management’s response is…well, let’s just say it’s less than reassuring.
Welcome to another day in hotel hospitality hell.