If Everyone’s Early, Then Nobody Is: Hilarious (and True) Tales from the Hotel Front Desk
Picture this: It’s 7 AM. The coffee hasn’t kicked in. You’re behind the front desk of a bustling hotel, bracing yourself for another day of back-to-back groups—wedding parties, sports teams, conference goers—all convinced they’re the main character in the hotel’s ongoing drama. And then someone strolls up, suitcase in tow, beaming: “I’m here to check-in!”
There’s just one problem: Check-in isn’t until 3 PM.
But hey, who needs rules when you’re “with the wedding” or “part of the tournament”? Surely that means you’re entitled to a room, right now, ahead of everyone else… right?