Alexa, Set an Alarm for Petty Revenge: How One Woman Outsmarted Her Annoying Ex
We all know that one person who just won’t take a hint. You ask for peace and quiet, they give you a TED Talk on their coworker’s latest rash. You say, “Please stop,” and they double down. But what happens when you’re done asking nicely? For one clever Redditor, the answer involved a smart speaker, a dash of mischief, and a symphony of random alarms that would drive even the most stubborn partner up the wall.
Let’s just say, sometimes Alexa can be your best friend in petty revenge.
The Petty Symphony Begins
Reddit user u/Shoddy-Boot574 shared a deliciously devious tale of getting back at her ex—who seemed to mistake “please don’t be annoying” for “please, escalate your annoying behavior to new heights.” Not only did he ignore her requests for rest, but he also made jokes about her seizures (yikes) and resorted to name-calling. So, what’s a person to do when direct communication fails? Enter: Petty Revenge, Alexa Edition.
Our protagonist’s weapon of choice? The humble smart speaker. With a casual “Alexa, set an alarm for 3am,” she planted the seeds of chaos. Not just once, but at random intervals: 8pm, 9pm, 11pm, and the pièce de résistance—every half hour when he was home. The result? A house filled with unpredictable, sleep-shattering sirens, and an ex-boyfriend who grew increasingly agitated, to the point of calling in reinforcements (his cousin!) to solve the “mystery.”
The best part? He never suspected a thing. Apparently, it didn’t even occur to him that someone might be using Alexa’s alarm feature for, well, not its intended purpose.
The Art of Petty Revenge
There’s something almost poetic about this form of revenge. It’s not destructive, it’s not illegal, but it’s oh-so-satisfying. When you’re dealing with someone who refuses to listen to your needs, subtle sabotage can be a way to reclaim a bit of your own power.
Why does this story resonate so much? Because almost everyone has experienced that helpless frustration when someone steamrolls your boundaries. Setting random alarms is the perfect blend of harmless fun and delightful irritation—it’s the kind of quiet justice that doesn’t hurt anyone, but definitely makes a point.
And let’s not ignore the comedic element. The image of someone, bleary-eyed at 3am, desperately unplugging their Alexa in defeat, is pure gold. It’s the stuff sitcom episodes are made of.
When Enough Is Enough
Of course, the story doesn’t end with the last alarm. The relationship itself was clearly running on borrowed time—after all, the ex tried to sell her dog (yes, you read that right; if that’s not a breakup-worthy offense, what is?). But the alarms stand as a testament to the little victories we can claim, even when the bigger battles seem overwhelming.
There’s a valuable lesson here: Sometimes, when communication fails and your boundaries are trampled, it’s okay to get a little creative with your coping mechanisms. Just make sure your revenge is reversible and relatively harmless—like a few sleepless nights courtesy of Alexa.
The Comments Section: Where Petty Reigns Supreme
The r/PettyRevenge community had a field day with this one, showering the post with upvotes and applause. As one commenter put it, “This is the kind of energy I aspire to.” Another noted, “He had it coming, and you delivered justice via WiFi.”
If you’ve ever found yourself nodding along to this story, you’re not alone. Whether it’s hiding the TV remote or switching the language on someone’s phone, petty revenge is a universal sport—one that’s best enjoyed with a sense of humor (and maybe a backup alarm clock).
Wrapping Up: Alexa, Cue the Applause
Sometimes, the only way to deal with an inconsiderate partner is to outsmart them—with a little help from modern technology. So, here’s to u/Shoddy-Boot574 and her symphony of random alarms—a reminder that, in the battle of boundaries, a dash of pettiness can be oh-so-sweet.
Have you ever orchestrated a petty revenge of your own? Or maybe you’ve been the victim of a stealthy smart speaker scheme? Drop your story in the comments below, and let’s swap tales of sweet, harmless justice!
And remember: If you hear an alarm at 3am, maybe—just maybe—someone’s sending you a message.
What’s your favorite petty revenge story? Share below!
Original Reddit Post: Intentionally annoy me? Enjoy your random alarms.