Ghosts of LinkedIn Past: How My Teenage Crush Turned Into a Weird Social Media Stalker
We all have that one person who, despite a fleeting encounter, manages to haunt the corridors of our memory. Maybe it’s the high school crush who never asked you to prom, or the mysterious stranger from a summer trip. For Redditor u/Prior-Emu-5918, this “almost something” turned into a digital dance that’s equal parts petty, fascinating, and just a touch unsettling.
Picture this: a teenage spark, a Virgin Mary necklace, and a guy who chose his girlfriend over a two-day whirlwind romance. Fast-forward five years, and suddenly that same guy seems to be lurking in the shadows of your LinkedIn notifications. Welcome to the strange new world of social media shadowing—where the real petty revenge is living your best life and watching your old flames scramble to keep up.