Septic Justice: How a French Village Outsider Served the Mayor a Delicious Slice of Petty Revenge
There are few things in life more satisfying than a well-executed act of petty revenge—especially when it’s stewing in the centuries-old grudge stew that is rural France. Today, dear reader, we dive into a tale that is equal parts comedy, justice, and, well… sewage. If you’ve ever daydreamed about getting back at a snobby neighbor, you’ll want to grab a baguette and settle in for this one.
Picture this: a tiny, clannish French village where “outsiders” are anyone whose family tree doesn’t wrap around the town square at least five times. Our narrator’s parents committed the ultimate sin—buying a disused field from a local farmer, a transaction that, in the villagers’ eyes, ranked somewhere between burning down the church and putting ketchup on a croissant. What followed was a decade of snubs, sneers, and small-town shenanigans—all overseen by a mayor with a truly filthy secret.