When Auditors Demand Your Server Back… So You Give Them the Whole Project
There’s nothing quite like a corporate audit to shine a spotlight on just how disconnected management can be from the reality of tech work. If you’ve ever watched a well-oiled machine grind to a halt because someone, somewhere, doesn’t understand what a server actually does, you’ll love this deliciously petty tale of malicious compliance.
Imagine working as the one person in North America who understands a critical, nichey, high-end broadcast project—and then being told by out-of-touch HQ bean counters that you have to ship back your “suspicious” old server, right in the middle of your biggest upgrade ever. What do you do? You give them exactly what they asked for… and a whole lot more.