The Bible Forbids Wi-Fi?! Inside the Curious Tech Rules of Conservative Communities
If you’ve ever had your phone die, only to be rescued by the sweet embrace of office Wi-Fi, you’ve probably never wondered if you were breaking a biblical commandment. But as one Redditor discovered, there are places where connecting to the Wi-Fi isn’t just a technical issue—it’s a theological one.
When u/Zoleish’s boyfriend ended up with a locked phone at his small-town mechanic job, he expected to be off the grid. Instead, a mysterious third-party service managed to get him back online, and that’s when the real shock hit: his boss’s church forbids the use of Wi-Fi. Not just at home, but at work too. “Where in the bible did they forbid the use of Wi-Fi?!” the OP quipped, tongue firmly in cheek.
Curious? You’re not alone. The Reddit hive mind dove in with a mix of bewilderment, humor, and genuine insight into why certain religious communities are wary of Wi-Fi—and what that means for the rest of us.