Coloring Outside the Lines: How a Teen’s Petty Revenge Turned Into His Dad’s 20-Year Church Gig

When you’re thirteen, the world is full of injustices: pop quizzes, curfews, and, for one Redditor, the dreaded Sunday School coloring hour. But what happens when that teenage rebellion gets channeled into the most unexpected—and hilariously long-lasting—form of payback? Enter: “A lifelong payback,” the viral r/PettyRevenge tale where a son’s petty act echoes for decades, binding his father to the most sacred of all commitments: church usher duty.
It’s a story that has everything—puberty-fueled angst, classic parental stubbornness, and a twist worthy of a sitcom. Let’s dive into how one simple signature turned into a twenty-year saga of holy obligation, family lore, and the kind of petty revenge that truly stands the test of time.