The Curious Case of the “Too Chickeny” Chicken: Retail’s Most Clucking Ridiculous Return
If you think you’ve seen it all in retail, think again. Just when you thought customer complaints couldn’t get more absurd, a customer in a grocery store strolls up to the customer service counter with nothing but the picked-clean bones of a rotisserie chicken—and demands a refund. Why? Because, in their own words, it was “too chickeny.” Yes, you read that right. Apparently, the chicken tasted too much like chicken, and they were expecting… turkey?
Welcome to the retail Twilight Zone, where logic is optional, and “the customer is always right” is put to the ultimate test. This is the story that recently took r/TalesFromRetail by storm, leaving retail workers everywhere groaning in solidarity and internet spectators cackling in disbelief.