How One Office Worker’s Note-Taking Saved $50K (and a Safety Officer’s Bonus Dreams)

If you’ve ever worked in construction, transportation, or any of the “get-your-hands-dirty” trades, you know how much rides on workplace safety records. For some, it’s about pride. For others, it’s about cold, hard cash—those sweet, sweet safety bonuses. But for one office worker buried in the Department of Transportation (DoT) trade trenches, a freak Friday accident, a grumpy safety officer, and a mountain of paperwork collided in the most satisfying case of Malicious Compliance you’ll read all week.
Let’s set the scene: It’s Friday night, the tools are down, and two coworkers are walking off site. Suddenly, one slips between the treads of a crane. He limps home, thinking he’s just tweaked his ankle. By Monday? Turns out he’s sporting a broken leg—a classic case of “just walk it off” gone wrong, and the start of a paperwork avalanche for our hero.