When AI Eats Your Workday: The Hilarious Downside of 'AI-First' Programming

Is Artificial Intelligence the future of productivity—or just another way to slow down your workday to a crawl? One programmer on Reddit’s r/MaliciousCompliance recently revealed how their company’s “AI First” obsession turned simple coding tasks into an 82MB-per-question fiasco, all while promising to turbocharge efficiency. Spoiler: the only thing moving faster was their company’s AI token burn rate.
Let’s face it: if you’ve ever worked in tech, you know how quickly buzzwords become sacred law. But what happens when upper management decrees “thou shalt use AI for everything”—including basic web searches? Buckle up, because this isn’t your average tale of corporate absurdity. It’s a masterclass in following the rules… exactly as written.