When Management Says 'No One Goes Home Until Everyone's Done'—So You Take the Longest Lunch Ever
Picture this: You’ve spent years perfecting the art of finishing your daily grind early, skipping breaks for the promise of sweet, early freedom. It’s a delicate workplace dance: hustle, skip the lunch, maybe even forgo that second cup of coffee, all for the chance to clock out ahead of the pack and enjoy a little extra you-time.
But then, enter stage left: a new manager, wielding fresh rules like a sledgehammer. Suddenly, your workplace’s “finish early, go home early” culture is replaced with a relentless push—nobody leaves until everyone is done, and your workload’s tripled overnight. What’s a hard-working employee to do? If you’re u/amerc4life from this gloriously satisfying r/MaliciousCompliance post, you order a burger and savor the most justified lunch break of your life.