When Library Policy Goes Rogue: The Great Receipt Paper Meltdown
If you think your local library is a tranquil haven of whispered conversations, the turning of pages, and the faint beep of book scanners, think again. Sometimes, even the most peaceful places can be thrown into chaos by a single, well-intentioned (but spectacularly misguided) memo from management. Welcome to the saga of the “Mandatory Receipt Policy”—a cautionary tale of bureaucracy, paper jams, and the sweet satisfaction of malicious compliance.
Let’s set the stage: One Saturday, a public library staffer is hit with an ironclad directive from above. The memo? Print a receipt for every single checkout, no exceptions. Not even if patrons beg you to spare a tree. Not even if they want an email. Cue the bureaucratic calamity.