Soggy Bottom Ralph: When Petty Revenge at Work Gets Hilariously Messy
Some people find camaraderie in the workplace, others find… well, Ralph. In the heat and grind of a foundry, where sweat is currency and banter is survival, “petty revenge” can sometimes be the only thing keeping your spirits afloat. Today’s tale revolves around one particularly grumpy curmudgeon—let’s call him “Soggy Bottom Ralph”—and the deliciously childish prank that left him more than a little damp.
If you’ve ever had a coworker who could turn even the happiest lunchroom into a complaint department, you’ll know the type: always sitting, always judging, always letting everyone know exactly how you’re doing your job wrong. But what happens when the complainer finally gets a taste (or, in this case, a seat) of their own medicine? Grab a towel—this story’s about to get slippery.