Breakfast is Served… With a Side of Petty Revenge: How One Hotel Guest Got Even With Noisy Neighbors
If you’ve ever stayed in a hotel, you know the dread: the stomping overhead, the mysterious thuds, the constant slamming of doors. You fantasize about a relaxing getaway, but instead you’re treated to a late-night performance by the “Buffalo Family” in the room above. Most of us just grumble and endure—one Redditor, however, decided to serve up a perfectly chilled dish of petty revenge instead. And it was delicious.
Let’s set the stage: A peaceful family weekend at a hotel resort, dreams of relaxation and quiet time with loved ones, only to have those dreams trampled—literally—by the herd upstairs. After hours of noise and a sleepless night (for some), our protagonist, Reddit user u/gwinerreniwg, found themselves wide awake at 5 a.m. with a plan brewing. The result? A wakeup call the Buffalo Family would never forget, and a story the internet can’t get enough of.
The Herd Above: When Courtesy Isn’t Contagious
We’ve all been there—trying to hush our kids, tiptoe to the bathroom, and close doors with the gentleness of a ninja. Because, you know, hotel walls are thinner than the plot of a bad soap opera. But not everyone reads the “be courteous” memo. The family upstairs? They decided to host the Running of the Bulls, Hotel Edition, well past midnight.
Our Reddit hero endured, but his wife’s frustration was the final straw. Forget “happy wife, happy life”—this was “angry wife, vengeful husband.” And when you’re up at 5 a.m. with a bone to pick, creativity flows.
Enter: The Phantom Breakfast Buffet
Most of us would have just grumbled through breakfast, but u/gwinerreniwg had a better idea—one that channeled the spirit of all sleep-deprived hotel guests everywhere. Strolling down to the lobby, he found the house phone and dialed the room above. The first call? No answer (probably still dreaming of stampedes). But on the second try, a groggy voice answered.
With the cheerfulness of a Disney cast member on double espresso, he delivered the ultimate bait: “Good morning! This is the front desk with your morning wakeup call! We have a special thank you gift for families staying with us today—free breakfast buffet and admission to the waterpark! But you have to claim it at the front desk in the next 30 minutes!”
Confusion. Sleepiness. Maybe even a flicker of hope. And then—click. The trap was set.
Watching The Fallout: Petty Perfection
What happened next? Our hero made himself comfortable in the lobby, coffee in hand, to watch the show. Sure enough, twenty minutes later, the Buffalo Family descended, bleary-eyed and only half-dressed, to claim their non-existent prize. The front desk? Equally confused. The manager? Baffled. The family? Annoyed, embarrassed, and probably a little hangry.
After a few minutes of heated discussion, realization dawned. There was no free breakfast. No waterpark pass. Just the cold, hard truth—and a free wakeup call, courtesy of their downstairs neighbor.
Why Does Petty Revenge Feel So Good?
There’s something universally satisfying about harmless, creative revenge—especially when it’s aimed at those who seem oblivious to the comfort of others. This prank didn’t cost anyone money or cause lasting harm. But it did deliver a little justice, wrapped in an early morning wake-up and a wild goose chase for free pancakes.
It’s a reminder: In the world of hospitality, courtesy goes a long way. The next time you’re in a hotel, remember the story of the Buffalo Family. Maybe take your shoes off before running laps at midnight. And if not—well, breakfast may come earlier than you expect.
Have You Ever Served Up Petty Revenge?
Stories like this hit home for anyone who’s ever been the victim of noisy neighbors, inconsiderate guests, or midnight stompers. Have you ever dished out a little sweet (or salty) revenge? Or do you have a story where you wish you had? Share your tales in the comments below—because sometimes, the best breakfast is served with a side of petty justice.
What’s your best hotel revenge story? Would you have done the same? Let us know below, and don’t forget to share this with your travel buddies—especially the noisy ones.
Original Reddit Post: Free Breakfast for a Limited Time This Morning for Loud Hotel Neighbors