From Bad Breakup to Sweet Street Justice: The Ultimate Petty Revenge on an Ex
Breakups are rarely a walk in the park, but what happens when your ex overstays their welcome, refuses to pay their bills, and leaves their car gathering dust outside your friend’s house? For u/Healthy_Estimate7378, the answer was simple: a dash of street justice. When polite requests, court orders, and all patience had run dry, they found the perfect way to put the cherry on top of a disastrous relationship—a little something called “Operation: Towed Car.”
But this isn’t just a tale of petty revenge; it’s a masterclass in reclaiming your power when life hands you an emotionally abusive, freeloading ex and a whole lot of drama you never asked for. Let’s dive into how one person transformed their breakup blues into a moment of pure, unfiltered satisfaction.
The Road to Revenge: When Enough Is Enough
Let’s set the scene: After months of trying to kick out a manipulative ex who owed $2,000 (and apparently thought “shared bills” meant “your problem”), our hero did everything by the book. Not only was their ex not chipping in for rent or utilities, he was also blowing what cash he had on booze, junk food, and whatever substances he could get his hands on. If you’re picturing a couch potato who thinks “adulting” is a spectator sport, you’re right on track.
When the inevitable blowup happened—complete with threats serious enough to warrant a police report—our protagonist had to call in the courts just to get this walking red flag evicted. (Because, of course, narcissists never leave quietly.)
The Car That Wouldn’t Leave
Fast forward a few weeks: Ex is finally gone, but his battered chariot remained, squatting in front of a mutual friend’s place like a mechanical ghost of relationships past. Did he come back to claim it? Of course not. Months ticked by, the plates expired, and the car became more eyesore than asset.
Meanwhile, rumors were swirling. The ex, apparently, was busy poisoning the well and spinning tales about our Redditor, perhaps hoping to salvage his reputation (spoiler: it didn’t work). If there’s anything more satisfying than realizing “our” friends are actually your friends, it’s knowing that nobody bought his nonsense.
When Petty Becomes Poetry
With the ex’s lies coming to light and his car still playing driveway décor, the solution presented itself: call it what it is—abandoned—and let the city do its thing. One phone call later, and the car was gone, probably headed for a fate more dignified than its owner deserved.
Let’s appreciate the artistry here. This wasn’t just about a towed car; it was about closure. It was about sending a message: Your mess is no longer my problem. Plus, there’s nothing quite as poetic as watching karma get loaded onto the back of a tow truck.
Lessons in Petty Revenge (and Self-Respect)
So, what can we learn from this? First, that patience has its limits. There comes a time when you stop being polite and start getting things done. Second, not all revenge is about grand gestures; sometimes, it’s as simple as reclaiming your space and your sanity, one expired license plate at a time.
And let’s not overlook the social angle. When the dust settled, every “mutual” friend chose to stick with our Redditor, leaving the ex out in the cold. That’s not just a win—it’s the universe applauding your boundaries.
The Takeaway: You Can’t Park Here Anymore
In the end, sometimes the best revenge is just moving on—and making sure your ex’s junk can’t haunt you (or your friends) anymore. So next time you’re tempted to let someone walk all over you, remember: You have options, you have allies, and if all else fails, you might just have a tow truck on speed dial.
Have you ever served up a dish of petty revenge? Or maybe you’ve witnessed a karmic takedown that restored your faith in poetic justice? Drop your stories in the comments below—let’s keep the good vibes (and the gossip) rolling!
Ready to reclaim your peace? Don’t be afraid to take out the trash—literally and figuratively. Sometimes, the street really is the best place for a fresh start.
Original Reddit Post: Towed my ex’s car