From Social Services to Cow Poop: The Ultimate Petty Revenge Delivered Right to Their Doorstep
Is there any force more powerful—or more creative—than a mother determined to defend her cub? Redditor u/mountaindew711 found herself in the crosshairs of an ex-friend who didn’t just cross the line, but pole-vaulted over it and called in social services with a pack of outrageous lies. The solution? A stinky, perfectly legal, and utterly unforgettable act of petty revenge. Yes, she mailed poop. And not just any poop—carefully selected, budget-friendly cow poop, gift-wrapped and delivered right to her nemesis’s door.
If you think the story ends with the package, buckle up. Anonymous poop delivery is only the beginning. When the police get involved and the tables turn, revenge doesn’t just get served—it gets served with a cherry on top and a side of poetic justice.
Revenge Is a Dish Best Served… Smelly?
Let’s back up. The saga begins with a friendship gone sour—so sour, in fact, that when confronted with a simple “I know what you did, screw you,” the ex-friend dialed social services with a tale straight out of a bad soap opera. Murder-suicide threats? Child endangerment? All invented, all delivered with the subtlety of a brick through a window.
Fortunately, the caseworker saw through the deception. But our protagonist wasn’t about to let this betrayal slide. Enter: Poop Senders, the internet’s most bizarre (and, as it turns out, completely legal) solution to sending a message nobody will soon forget.
And it’s not just about the poop. It’s about the presentation. Poop Senders lets you choose your animal (cow, elephant, or gorilla—move over, Hallmark), ensuring a custom experience for your recipient. But the real genius? The note that baits the victim into digging for the sender’s identity, only to find another note that says, “Hahaha, we’re not going to tell you.” Diabolical.
When the Police Call, Keep Your Poker Face
You know you’ve pulled off the perfect petty revenge when the police call you, voice dripping with confusion and mild disgust, to ask if you sent “something disgusting” in the mail. Our hero, channeling her inner improv comedian, played it cool. Gummy penises, perhaps? The cop refused to name the offending item, only repeating that it was “something disgusting.”
Was it illegal? Nope. And our Redditor knew it. She danced circles around the questions, never admitting, never denying, and expertly turning the tables by reminding the officer of her ex-friend’s own dirty tricks. The best twist? The cop accidentally confirmed the ex-friend’s anonymous report to social services—so much for secrecy!
In the end, the officer had to concede defeat. He couldn’t act, couldn’t even reveal what was sent, and presumably had to call back the ex-friend with the kind of conversation you wish you could witness firsthand. “Sorry, ma’am, there’s nothing we can do about the… uh… cow manure.”
Why Does This Story Resonate?
This isn’t just a tale of poop and petty revenge—it’s a master class in reclaiming power when someone tries to steamroll you. There’s catharsis in seeing the villain hoisted by their own petard, especially when the revenge is as harmless as it is hilarious. No one got hurt. No laws were broken. But dignity? That’s a different story.
It’s also a reminder of the creative lengths to which people will go when they feel wronged, and how important it is to stand up for yourself—preferably with a sense of humor and a willingness to get a little dirty (figuratively, and, in this case, literally).
The Takeaway (and a Word of Caution)
As u/mountaindew711 so eloquently puts it: “Don’t mess with a mother bear and her cub.” And don’t underestimate the power of pettiness mixed with a dash of cleverness and a sprinkle of internet-enabled weirdness.
But before you go researching your own Poop Sender options, remember: True petty revenge walks a fine line. Keep it legal, keep it safe, and—most importantly—keep it funny.
What’s the pettiest (yet legal) revenge you’ve ever pulled off? Would you ever send anonymous animal dung to your nemesis, or is that a step too far? Let us know in the comments below!
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Original Reddit Post: I mailed poop