Furry Art, Hazbin Hotel, and Flat Earth: My Semester With the Most Unforgettable 'Kevin' Ever
High school is a wild ride for everyone, but sometimes, you end up sharing that ride with someone who’s not just off the rails—they’re on a completely different track. Enter Kevin: a one-of-a-kind classmate who combined a love for furry art, Hazbin Hotel showtunes, and flat earth theories into a school year that was equal parts jaw-dropping, cringeworthy, and, let’s be honest, kind of unforgettable.
Let me take you through the saga of Singing Furry Art Kevin, the classmate who redefined “marching to the beat of your own drum”—and made sure everyone heard it, whether they wanted to or not.
The Hazbin Hotel Weight Room Serenade
Picture this: It’s the start of junior year, and you walk into your weightlifting class, ready for the hum of clanking metal and maybe some Top 40 tunes on a Bluetooth speaker. Instead, you’re greeted by Kevin, belting out original songs inspired by Hazbin Hotel. Now, I’m not here to shade people for their fandoms—Hazbin Hotel has a huge following for a reason—but Kevin’s performances were… let’s say, not exactly “school appropriate.”
The real kicker? These songs weren’t just loud. They were, as the original Reddit poster so delicately put it, “sexual in nature.” Imagine trying to focus on squats while someone croons graphic lyrics at full volume, utterly oblivious to the discomfort radiating from every corner of the weight room. Requests to quiet down fell on deaf ears; Kevin was on a mission, and nothing was going to stop the show.
Furry Nanas and Art Class Chaos
If you thought Kevin limited their creative expression to song, think again. The same semester, fate (and the school scheduling algorithm) landed both the storyteller and Kevin in art class together. The final project: Recreate a famous artist’s piece in a new medium, and write an essay about their style. Kevin drew artist Louise Bourgeois. For most, this would mean researching her iconic “Maman” spider sculpture or her abstract forms.
Not Kevin. Their interpretation? Multiple drawings of Bourgeois’ Nana sculptures—but as furries, and (of course) in suggestive poses. The in-class presentation was legendary, but maybe not for the right reasons. No word on whether Kevin’s essay ever materialized, but the furry Nana fan art? Unforgettable.
The Flat Earth Debate Team (Of One)
Just when you think you’ve got Kevin figured out, they drop another bombshell: a passionate belief in flat earth theory. Not in an ironic, “let’s stir the pot” way—Kevin was all-in. Their airtight argument? “You’ve never lived in a rural area, so you haven’t seen flat fields for miles. Therefore, the earth is flat.” Science teachers everywhere weep.
Kevin didn’t stop there. According to them, people had already dug to the other side of the Earth, but the government covered it up. No, this isn’t a Reddit troll—classmates confirmed Kevin was 100% serious, willing to throw down in heated debates with anyone who dared challenge their worldview.
Where’s the Line Between Eccentric and…Just Too Much?
Now, before you accuse our storyteller of being “mean to the weird kids,” they clarify: “I was and still am one myself—there’s just a place and time for certain things.” And isn’t that the real takeaway here? High school is a haven for self-expression, but sometimes, it’s also about learning boundaries. There’s a difference between quirky and creating an environment where everyone else is desperately wishing for noise-cancelling headphones and a new seating chart.
Lessons From the Legend of Kevin
If life is a tapestry of personalities, Kevin is that neon patch you can’t look away from, no matter how much you want to. While most of us keep our fan art and musical stylings outside the weight room, there’s something almost admirable about Kevin’s unfiltered commitment to their interests—no matter how much secondhand embarrassment they caused.
So, here’s to the Kevins of the world: May you find your people, your platforms, and maybe, just maybe, a little volume control.
Have you ever had a “Kevin” in your class? Share your wildest stories in the comments below—let’s see whose high school experience was the most unforgettable!
Original Reddit Post: Singing Furry Art Kevin