How a Bride’s “Petty Revenge” Against a Thirsty Wedding Guest Turned Into the Sweetest (and Funniest) Day Ever
Weddings are supposed to be all about love, laughter, and happily ever afters—but let’s be honest, we all secretly hope for a little bit of drama, especially when there’s a guest who’s just a tad too interested in the groom. Redditor u/MySecretDumpsterfire had the perfect petty plan to inconvenience “Daisy,” the guest who made it no secret she wanted her fiancé. But as real life often goes, things didn’t quite play out like a soap opera—unless you count stomach flu, a cupcake tragedy, and some unexpectedly wholesome moments.
If you’re here for a juicy tale of wedding sabotage, rivalry, and cake-fueled chaos, you might end up disappointed. But if you like stories about how even the best-laid plans can go deliciously sideways—and how sometimes, the universe rewards you with something even sweeter—read on.
The Setup: Daisy, Cupcakes, and a Plot for Mild Inconvenience
Let’s rewind for a second. Our bride, newlywed Redditor u/MySecretDumpsterfire, shared her saga in r/PettyRevenge: Daisy (not her real name, but we all know a Daisy) was invited to the wedding as part of the groom’s new work friend group. Daisy had a bit of a thing for the groom—think “asks if she can wear white to the wedding” levels of bold. In a move of understated brilliance, our bride planned to seat Daisy in a less-than-glamorous spot and serve her gluten-free cupcakes (because gluten intolerance is real, but so is vengeance).
But fate—and dads everywhere—had other ideas. The cupcakes, carefully prepared and stored in a bag, were left unrefrigerated for five hours due to a miscommunication. By the time anyone noticed, they were about as edible as a wedding bouquet. So much for petty payback.
The (Anti-)Climax: Daisy Behaves, the Day is Saved
Here’s where the story takes a turn for the wholesome. Daisy and her plus-one showed up, dressed appropriately (in blue, the wedding color). No white dresses, no weird antics. In fact, Daisy ended up being the only guest to capture the groom’s emotional reaction as his bride walked down the aisle—an Instagram reel that might just be the best wedding footage ever. Sometimes, your “frenemy” has an eye for the perfect shot.
The cupcake plot might have flopped, but the wedding soared: a la carte lunch (no rubbery chicken!), a cake that didn’t melt, and party favors so cool (celestial planispheres!) that guests fought over them. Even the handmade paper flower centerpieces disappeared—souvenirs of a day everyone wanted to remember.
Bouquet Toss Madness and the Power of Good Vibes
If you thought Daisy would steal the show at the bouquet toss, think again. The bride invited every single woman at the brewery to join in—expecting a handful, and getting over a hundred. The bouquet landed in the hands of a random stranger, and the moment was pure chaos and joy. Daisy didn’t catch the bouquet, but she did get some passionfruit parfait (thanks to the cupcake mishap) and a seat with a less-than-stellar view, if that counts for revenge.
Weddings, Weirdness, and Why We Love These Stories
Maybe you’re thinking, “Wasn’t this supposed to be a revenge story?” Sure. But maybe the best revenge is just living your best life—surrounded by people you love (even if they love your husband a little too much), celebrating in style, and not letting drama ruin your day. Our bride even tackled the stomach flu and still managed a hot tub suite, a “quickie” (her words!), and a night of blissful sleep.
The real mic-drop moment? The bride’s FAQ clapbacks. To the commenters who called her toxic, insecure, or predicted divorce: “Sorry, can’t hear you over the sound of my perfect life.” Now that’s how you throw shade at your online “guests.”
Final Thoughts: When Petty Plans Fizzle, Love (and Laughter) Wins
So, was there epic drama? Nope. But there was plenty of love, laughter, and a reminder that sometimes, the best revenge is simply having an amazing day—cupcake fail and all.
What do you think? Would you have tried to “inconvenience” Daisy, or just let karma do its work? Share your own wedding drama (or lack thereof!) in the comments. And if you ever find yourself plotting petty revenge, remember: sometimes, the universe has sweeter plans.
TL;DR: The bride’s attempt at petty revenge on a flirty wedding guest fizzled, but the day was perfect anyway—cupcake disaster, stomach flu, and all. Sometimes, love wins out over drama…and that’s the best story of all.
Original Reddit Post: UPDATE: Mildly inconveniencing wedding guest who wants to fuck my fiance