How a Stripper Pen Toppled a Penny-Pinching Boss: A Tale of Petty Office Revenge
Picture this: it’s your first day at a new job, nerves tingling, ready to make a stellar impression. Your boss hands you… a single, solitary pen. Not a welcome packet, not a branded mug—just a pen. And, oh, there are rules. If the ink runs dry, you must return the carcass for a new one. Lose it? Too bad, replace it yourself. It’s not just office supplies; it’s a test of character. Welcome to the world’s stingiest stationery policy.
Now, most people would sigh, buy a pack of Bics, and call it a day. But not u/rusty0123, our petty hero from the legendary r/PettyRevenge tale. No, this tale is about how one employee weaponized free swag and a stripper pen to wage the pettiest war ever on office absurdity.
The Pen is Mightier (and Pettier) Than the Sword
Let’s be honest: every workplace has its quirks. Maybe it’s the fridge-policing Karen, or the silent war over thermostat settings. But a pen rationing policy? That’s a whole new level. Most of us would grumble and move on, but sometimes, pettiness is the only language ridiculous policies understand.
Instead of caving in, our protagonist got creative. They scoured the world for the most garish, inappropriate, and downright hilarious freebie pens. Joe’s Bail Bonds? Why not. Jack’s Gentlemen Club, complete with a topless dancer imprint? Absolutely. Suddenly, the office was graced with the tackiest writing implements this side of a state fair.
And the boss? He gave “The Look”—that combination of horror, disapproval, and grudging respect only a truly frugal manager can muster. But rules are rules: as long as you don’t lose the pen, you’re within the law. The petty masterpiece was in motion.
The Disappearing Act: When Stripper Pens Go Missing
Soon, the plot thickened. Those eye-popping pens started vanishing, one by one. But not just any pens—only the most outrageous, the ones that practically screamed for attention (and probably HR intervention).
It was clear: someone (ahem, boss) was trying to sanitize the pen supply. But our hero knew the rules, and they played the game to the hilt. Every time a pen disappeared, a performance ensued: “Have you seen my stripper pen? Somebody took it. I have to find it!” Desks were searched. Complaints echoed through the cubicles. Even customers got involved in the Great Stripper Pen Hunt.
It was pettiness with purpose, and the whole office watched the showdown unfold.
When Petty Revenge Wins the Day
There’s a reason this story blew up on Reddit. In a world where we’re often told to “let it go,” there’s something delicious in seeing a petty plan pay off. It’s not just about the pens; it’s about standing up to silly rules with wit and creativity.
Eventually, the boss caved. One day, every employee arrived to find a fresh pack of pens on their desk—no strings, no rationing, no more pen drama. Victory, courtesy of a topless stripper pen and a refusal to back down.
Why This Petty Revenge Resonates
So, what can we learn from our pen-wielding crusader? Sometimes, the best way to challenge nonsense is to play along—while cranking the absurdity up to eleven. Instead of passive-aggressive notes or outright rebellion, a little creative pettiness can force even the most stubborn bosses to see the error of their ways.
Besides, who among us hasn’t wished for a moment to fight back against pointless red tape? There’s a universal appeal in seeing a petty plan tip the scales, especially when it’s as harmless (and hilarious) as this.
The Moral of the Story
Next time you’re faced with a petty workplace policy, remember: you don’t have to play by their boring rules. Get creative. Be a little mischievous. And if all else fails, never underestimate the power of an eye-catching, inappropriately branded pen.
Have you ever waged your own petty office war? Did you win? Share your stories in the comments below—bonus points if they involve questionable office supplies!
Have a story to rival the Great Stripper Pen Caper? Drop it below, and let’s keep the petty revenge flowing. The pen, after all, is mightier than the boss.
Original Reddit Post: One more pen petty revenge