How One Ex-Escort Trolled a Bad Client With Hilariously Bad Legal Advice
There’s nothing quite as satisfying as the sting of a well-executed petty revenge—especially when the target is a clueless, disrespectful client. Enter u/Beneficial_Abies1323, who shared a deliciously mischievous story on Reddit’s r/PettyRevenge: the tale of how they served up some extremely bogus legal advice to a less-than-stellar customer. If you’ve ever dreamt of getting even with someone who thought they were outsmarting you, buckle up. This revenge is as clever as it is hilarious.
It starts with the classic formula: a late, stingy client in the world of professional escorting—an industry already fraught with risk, especially in places where it’s illegal. But when this particular client tried to fish for undercover cops using a tired old question, our storyteller saw an opportunity for some truly inspired mischief. And oh boy, did they deliver.
The Setup: Bad Client, Worse Questions
If you’re unfamiliar with the “Are you a cop?” trope, here’s the gist: Some folks believe that asking an undercover cop if they’re, in fact, a cop will magically protect them from arrest. It’s a persistent urban legend, a relic of TV dramas and internet forums. The reality? Law enforcement doesn’t have to admit they’re undercover, and this question offers exactly zero legal protection.
But our Reddit hero’s client didn’t get the memo. After showing up an hour late and short on cash (already a major offense in the etiquette of any transaction), he nervously asked the question: “Are you a cop?” Instead of rolling their eyes or giving the standard answer, the escort decided to have a little fun.
The Masterstroke: Weaponized Misinformation
With the poise of an improv comedian, the escort spun a wild tale: “That’s not how you do it. You have to ask if they’re a ‘sworn officer of the law’—because ‘cop’ is just slang for one branch! What if you’re dealing with the FBI, CIA, ICE, or county Mounties during a sting? Their legal loophole is that they only have to answer truthfully if you use the right title!”
Not stopping there, our quick-thinking protagonist added an extra layer of absurdity: “Oh, and you should tape record yourself asking—because sometimes cops get desperate and arrest you anyway. The recording will be proof in court!”
The client, perhaps emboldened by this convoluted “advice,” swallowed every word. He even felt relieved, thinking he’d uncovered a secret technique for sniffing out undercover cops—one that supposedly worked for both sex work and drug deals. The brilliance? Any real escort or dealer would be alarmed if you tried to tape record them, while an undercover officer would likely play along, further cementing the client’s misplaced confidence.
Why This Revenge Is So Satisfying
Petty revenge stories work best when the target is both deserving and blissfully unaware. Here, the client checks every box: late, cheap, and arrogant enough to believe he’s outsmarting the law with a few magic words. The escort’s “helpful” advice is both plausible-sounding and utterly useless—an irresistible combination.
This isn’t just a prank; it’s a cleverly constructed trap. If the client ever tries these tactics with someone else, he’s likely to wind up in hot water, or at the very least, thoroughly embarrassed when his “genius” moves backfire. There’s a poetic justice in seeing a disrespectful customer get exactly what they deserve—not through outright sabotage, but via their own gullibility.
The Urban Legend of “Are You a Cop?”
Let’s set the record straight: No, undercover police are not required to admit their status if you ask. There’s no magic phrase, no verbal loophole, and certainly no protection in court if you’re caught committing a crime. In fact, relying on this myth is more likely to get you in trouble—especially if you start tape recording illegal activity, which isn’t exactly a great defense!
But that’s what makes this petty revenge so perfect: it highlights the ridiculousness of these urban legends while giving an obnoxious client just enough rope to hang himself. It’s a reminder that sometimes, the best way to deal with a fool is to let them outsmart themselves.
What’s the Petty Revenge Lesson Here?
Next time you’re on the receiving end of someone’s disrespect—especially if they’re convinced they’re the cleverest person in the room—remember this story. Sometimes, the sweetest revenge is letting them walk away with “insider knowledge” that’s anything but. Just sit back, smile, and enjoy the show.
What’s the best (or funniest) petty revenge you’ve ever witnessed? Drop your story in the comments below, or let us know how you’d handle a client like this! And remember: if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is—especially if your legal strategy involves asking, “Are you a cop?”
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Original Reddit Post: Gave bad client wrong info