Margarita on the Balcony: How One Redditor Turned a Delivery Driver’s Slur into a Masterclass in Petty Revenge
We’ve all had those moments where someone’s rudeness leaves us speechless, replaying comebacks in our heads hours later. But what if you could serve up that revenge with icy precision—literally? That’s exactly what one Redditor did after a delivery driver crossed the line with an anti-LGBT slur. Armed with patience, a fifth-floor balcony, and (soon) a margarita, they transformed a hateful encounter into a petty, yet poetic, payback.
The tale, originally posted in r/PettyRevenge by u/PopUpClicker, is a masterstroke in non-confrontational, cold-weather karma. Let’s unpack this deliciously entertaining story—and what we can all learn from it.
When Delivery Gets Personal (and Petty)
Picture this: You’re minding your own business, maybe rocking a snazzy outfit that doesn’t fit society’s rigid expectations, when a delivery guy shows up. You expect a quick, forgettable interaction—after all, delivery folks must see everything, right? But instead, you catch him muttering a slur as he walks away. Not loud, but clear enough to sting.
Most of us would stew, maybe fire off an angry email, or vent to friends. But what if you want justice, not drama?
Cue: The Petty Revenge
Here’s where our protagonist gets creative. Instead of reporting the driver (which could be tricky to prove and potentially escalate things), they remember a few key facts:
- The delivery company always shows the driver’s first name and initials before the package arrives.
- The same drivers tend to cover the same routes.
- These couriers are (supposedly) paid for successful deliveries—not attempts.
- If you’re not home, they have to stand, ring the bell twice, call twice, and wait for voicemail to pick up.
So, every time that delivery guy’s name popped up, our hero simply… wasn’t home. Especially when it was raining. Sometimes, they’d even step out onto their fifth-floor balcony to watch the show—maybe sipping a margarita for maximum drama.
Imagine being that driver, cold rain pelting down, forced to go through company protocol while your “customer” is five stories up, toasting your discomfort.
And the best part? The company always re-attempts delivery the next day, usually with a different driver. So, our Redditor never misses their packages—just ensures that the slur-slinging courier gets a little taste of the cold shoulder (and weather).
Why This Works (and Why It’s So Satisfying)
There’s something beautifully balanced about this revenge. It doesn’t escalate to aggression or risk personal safety. It doesn’t harm anyone’s livelihood (edit: it turns out drivers are paid for unsuccessful attempts, so no one’s paycheck is getting docked). It simply wastes a few minutes of a rude person’s time, adds a dash of discomfort, and maybe, just maybe, makes them think twice before letting their prejudice slip out again.
Plus, the visual—someone on a balcony with a margarita, watching their tormentor get drenched below—is poetic justice worthy of a sitcom.
What Can We Learn from This?
- Petty can be powerful. You don’t have to go nuclear to get your point across. Sometimes, a small, clever act of resistance is enough.
- Boundaries matter. You’re not obligated to accept mistreatment, even (especially) in fleeting interactions.
- Empathy goes a long way. Delivery workers have tough jobs, but respect is a two-way street. If someone crosses the line, it’s okay to set boundaries—even if it means making them wait in the rain.
Conclusion: Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Cold (and Wet)
Next time someone tries to rain on your parade, take a note from u/PopUpClicker: Let your patience be as long as their discomfort, and your margarita as frosty as your revenge.
Have you ever served up some satisfying petty revenge? Or has someone’s small act of defiance ever made your day? Share your stories below—I’ll bring the popcorn (and maybe a margarita or two)!
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Original Reddit Post: Delivery guy used anti LGBT-slur towards me. Now he gets to enjoy wasting time, money and standing in the rain