Murder, Mystery, and Doggy Doo: Wild Tales from My First Months at the Hotel Front Desk
If you thought working the front desk at a hotel was all about smiling, handing out key cards, and recommending the best local pizza, think again. Sometimes your job description expands to “unwitting accomplice in an FBI sting” or “arbitrator of mysterious canine crimes.” Just ask Reddit user u/Cardcaptorrr_, who’s been working the front desk since May and already has enough jaw-dropping stories to fill a Netflix miniseries.
Today, we’re diving into two of their wildest tales — one involving a real-life murder investigation, the other starring a guest who may just win the award for World’s Worst Dog Dad (and World’s Worst Liar). Buckle up!
When the FBI Checks In (and the Murder Suspects are Already Here)
Let’s set the scene: It’s a regular day at the front desk. You’re checking in a group of guys — friendly enough, nothing out of the ordinary. A week-long stay, some small talk, the usual hospitality. But the next day, you learn that the “usual” has officially left the building.
The FBI is in the house. Undercover agents are watching these very guests. Not only are these men suspects in a murder, but they’re also connected to a local crime ring. Oh, and the car they checked in with? Allegedly stolen from their latest victim. Suddenly, every polite “How’s your stay going?” is loaded with the knowledge that you’re face-to-face with possible killers.
For several days, our intrepid front desk worker had to act completely normal, even as the FBI staked out the hotel and built their case. Imagine the nerves! Each time the suspects asked for towels or a granola bar, it was like starring in a true crime documentary, but with less dramatic music and more awkward small talk. Eventually, the agents got their warrant, searched the room, and wrapped up a massive investigation.
Takeaway: Working the front desk isn’t just about hospitality — sometimes, it’s about keeping a straight face when you know WAY more than you want to.
The Case of the Disappearing Dog (and the Not-So-Disappearing Mess)
If you thought dodging murder suspects was wild, wait until you hear about the guest who tried to outsmart both staff and logic itself.
This guest booked a room and, being responsible (or so it seemed), added a pet fee for his dog right in the reservation. During the stay, the staff saw him with his furry friend on multiple occasions — so far, so good. But upon check-out, housekeeping made a horrifying discovery: the dog had, let’s say, left its mark all over the room. And by “mark,” I mean “a whole lot of poop.”
Naturally, the hotel charged a deep cleaning fee. But then — plot twist! — the guest demanded a refund, claiming he “did not have a dog with him.” Even though he’d added the pet fee himself. Even though staff literally saw him with the dog. Even though the evidence was, ahem, smeared all over the room.
To this day (two weeks and counting), he’s still arguing about the charge. Pro tip: If you’re going to attempt a bold-faced lie, maybe don’t leave behind four-legged, foul-smelling proof.
Front Desk: Where Every Day Is an Adventure
What can we learn from these stories? First, that hotel front desk workers are the unsung heroes of hospitality. They handle everything: from the bizarre to the criminal, the frustrating to the genuinely funny. Their poker faces rival those of Vegas card sharks, and their patience could outlast a soap opera plot.
Second, if you ever think your job is weird, just remember: Somewhere, a front desk agent is juggling FBI agents, murder suspects, and a guest trying to Houdini his way out of a dog-related cleaning fee.
So next time you check in, give your front desk worker a smile — and maybe a little sympathy. You never know what they dealt with just before your arrival.
Have you ever had a hotel experience worthy of a Netflix drama? Or a run-in with a guest who thought they could outsmart reality? Share your wildest tales in the comments below — and let’s celebrate the everyday heroes of the hospitality world!
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Original Reddit Post: Been working Front Desk since May