Netflix and No Chill: How One User Served Up the Ultimate Petty Revenge
If you’ve ever dreamed of serving up the perfect slice of petty revenge, you’re about to get inspired. Picture this: after decades of friendship and years of romance, a mom is blindsided by her boyfriend’s betrayal. But this story isn’t just about heartbreak—it’s about sweet, streaming justice, courtesy of a Netflix account and a brilliant sense of humor.
Let’s dive into how one user turned a digital inconvenience into a legendary family laugh, reminding us all that sometimes, karma comes with a “kids mode” setting.
Behind Every Cheater Is… Someone Using Your Netflix?
First, let’s set the scene. Our storyteller’s mom and her boyfriend were more than just a couple—they were longtime friends, part of a tight-knit group that had been together for over 35 years. After the passing of the original poster’s father, the family was thrilled to see Mom find happiness again. Life was good. Or so it seemed.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, the boyfriend gives Mom the boot. No warning, no explanation—just a swift, “pack your bags.” The truth comes out soon after: he was cheating with a colleague and wanted her to move in. Not only is this move cold, but it also sends shockwaves through their friend group. Most of the friends, loyal to Mom, side with her. Only a couple of fence-sitters stick with the boyfriend, who, in classic cheater fashion, starts painting himself as the victim. (Spoiler: nobody is buying it.)
A Year Later: The Plot Thickens
Fast forward more than a year. The dust has settled, but the boyfriend is still lurking—this time, digitally. Our storyteller realizes their Netflix account is being used in a suspicious way. Sure enough, there’s a brand-new profile named after the ex-boyfriend himself. The audacity! Not only did he kick Mom out of his house, he’s also freeloading on her kid’s streaming account.
Now, most of us would have simply logged out the intruder and changed the password. But this family? They have style.
The Petty Revenge: Kids Mode Activated
Instead of a simple eviction, our hero goes for the jugular… with a touch of sass. The ex-boyfriend’s Netflix profile is renamed to “buy one yourself🖕🏻” and—here’s the kicker—it’s switched to kids mode. That’s right: no more gritty crime dramas or steamy thrillers for him. Just endless reruns of animated animals learning the alphabet.
The timing couldn’t have been better. The day this digital justice is served, both the mom and her ex are at a family birthday party. He even shows up with his new girlfriend (the one he cheated with, naturally). But the real party is happening on Netflix, where he’s about to discover his streaming privileges have been downgraded to toddler level.
When Mom hears about the switch, she bursts into laughter and shares the story with everyone. The entire family gets in on the joke—including Grandma, who’s still bringing it up and chuckling about it long after.
Why Petty Revenge Feels So Good
Let’s be honest: life doesn’t always give us the chance to see justice served. But petty revenge? It’s quick, it’s satisfying, and it rarely hurts anyone—except the egos of those who deserve it. In this case, the Netflix smackdown was harmless (unless you’re really invested in finishing that true-crime docuseries), but it sent a clear message: freeloading cheaters don’t prosper.
More importantly, it brought the family together over a shared laugh. In the aftermath of betrayal and heartbreak, sometimes the best medicine is a little bit of mischief and a whole lot of support from the people who matter most.
The Takeaway: Don’t Mess with Family (or Their Netflix)
What can we learn from this tale of digital derring-do? First, never underestimate the power of a well-timed petty move. Second, always log out of your accounts when visiting questionable households. And third, the bond of family—and a good sense of humor—can turn even the messiest relationship drama into a story worth retelling at every holiday dinner.
So next time someone wrongs you, remember: revenge is a dish best served with a side of cartoons and a renamed Netflix profile.
What’s Your Best Petty Revenge Story?
Have you ever served up a digital dose of karma? Share your own tales of petty (but oh-so-satisfying) revenge in the comments below! Let’s keep the laughter—and the justice—rolling.
Original Reddit Post: My mom’s boyfriend kicked her out of the house.