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How I Survived 1,900 IT Tickets, a Broken Security System, and 200 Billable Hours… With Shojo Anime

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In today's digital landscape, understanding the nuances of password and PII monitoring is crucial. This photorealistic image highlights the sophisticated software that keeps sensitive data secure, ensuring peace of mind for users and organizations alike.

Have you ever stared at a mountain of tickets so tall, you briefly considered running away to join the circus? If you work in IT, this is less a hypothetical and more a Tuesday. But for one Redditor, u/WantDebianThanks, that mountain wasn’t just tall—it was Everest after a Red Bull binge. Imagine closing 1,900 security alert tickets in two weeks, then watching another 500 pop up like some hellish game of Whac-A-Mole. Oh, and did I mention the only thing keeping them sane was a steady diet of shojo romance anime?

Welcome to the wild world of modern managed IT, where sometimes the “security solution” causes more headaches than the hackers. Buckle up, because this is a tale of technological absurdity, digital drudgery, and one tech’s quest to survive it all… with their sanity (mostly) intact.

The Day I Became an Accidental Bedroom Intruder: A Tech Support Tale Gone Awkward

Cartoon-3D illustration of a tech support person setting up a PC in a cozy bedroom environment.
In this vibrant cartoon-3D scene, our tech support hero tackles an unexpected challenge—setting up a PC in Mark's bedroom! Join us as we dive into this amusing memory filled with quirky surprises from my time helping Mark.

There are moments in tech support that stick with you—not for the technical wizardry you performed, but for the sheer, blindsiding awkwardness. You expect blue screens, you prepare for cryptic errors, but nothing in CompTIA training prepares you for the look of pure shock and horror on a client’s spouse’s face as you’re found, screwdriver in hand, in their bedroom.

Yes, dear readers, this is the story of how I—a humble IT pro—ended up in the middle of a domestic standoff, all because of a PC, a lake house, and a client named “Mark” with a... flexible relationship to communication.

When Mom Just Won’t Quit: A Masterclass in Petty Revenge and Setting Boundaries

Let’s admit it: everyone’s family has “that” line—the one you don’t cross. Sometimes, it’s politics at the dinner table. Sometimes, it’s who gets to carve the turkey. And sometimes, it’s…well, talking about your sex life with your mom. Or worse, your mom talking about your sex life. Relentlessly.

Reddit user u/willisonXD took to r/PettyRevenge to share the awkward, hilarious, and ultimately satisfying tale of how they taught their boundary-blind mother a lesson she’ll never forget. It’s a story of generations, taboos, and the ultimate, “How do you like THEM apples?” moment. Buckle up, because this one’s a ride.

Hug Denied: A Front Desk Worker’s Unsettling Encounter With an Overly Affectionate Guest

Cartoon-style illustration of a young front desk worker facing an unexpected hug request from an older woman.
This vibrant cartoon-3D illustration captures a moment of unexpected interaction at the front desk, highlighting the challenges of customer service and personal boundaries.

Ever wondered what really goes down at the front desk of your favorite hotel? Spoiler alert: it’s not all fresh towels and friendly check-ins. Sometimes, it’s a wild ride of unexpected (and unwanted) hugs, bizarre accusations, and enough drama to fill a daytime soap opera. Case in point: a recent Reddit tale from u/jasontheninja47, who found himself the target of an overly affectionate—and increasingly unhinged—guest.

If you think hotel horror stories are reserved for the late-night shift, think again. This one involves an older woman, an awkward request for a hug, and a plot twist worthy of a Netflix true crime doc. So, buckle up, sanitize your hands, and let’s dive in.

The Day Olive Oil Became a Weapon of Petty Revenge at the Supermarket

Person teasing a short shopper in a supermarket aisle, reaching for milk just out of grasp, cinematic style.
In this cinematic moment, a playful encounter unfolds as one shopper holds a milk carton just out of reach for a shorter customer. Set against the backdrop of a quiet New Zealand supermarket, this scene captures the humor and unexpected interactions of everyday life.

Have you ever been wronged in a supermarket and dreamed of serving up a delicious dish of instant karma? Well, one New Zealander, known as u/FluffWit on Reddit, recently turned a mundane grocery run into a masterclass in petty revenge. Their tale, posted to r/PettyRevenge, involves an early-morning milk run, a rude shopper with a mean trolley game, and, of all things, a bottle of Extra Virgin Olive Oil wielded with Shakespearean flair.

It’s the kind of story that makes you want to cheer, cringe, and maybe reconsider how you treat your fellow shoppers in the dairy aisle.

The Perils of Printing for Guests: Night Audit Adventures at the Mediocre Southern Inn

Cartoon 3D scene of a rural inn lobby with a guest asking for document printing assistance.
In this playful cartoon-3D illustration, we capture the quirky moments at our rural inn, where a guest requests help with printing a document late at night. This encounter reminds me of the many unique experiences shared with travelers at our Mediocre Southern Inn.

Let’s set the scene: It’s 4AM at the “Mediocre Southern Inn,” a place where the only thing more ancient than the lobby décor is the Wi-Fi router. Our hero, a seasoned night auditor and self-proclaimed boomer techie, is basking in the post-audit calm—coffee in hand, paperwork done, and YouTube video paused—when the doorbell rings and the night’s peace is shattered by a guest in desperate need of… the printer.

What could possibly go wrong? (Spoiler: Everything.)

“You’re NOT Doing Me a Favor!”: The High Drama of Hotel Breakfast Battles

Young woman in anime style expressing frustration in a hotel lobby over reservation issues.
In this vibrant anime illustration, a young woman dramatically voices her frustration in a hotel lobby, capturing the chaotic energy of wedding party dynamics. Her declaration, “You’re NOT doing me a favor!” sets the stage for a relatable tale of misunderstandings and the importance of clear communication in group events.

If you’ve ever worked the front desk at a hotel, you know the lobby can be a stage for everything from heartfelt reunions to full-on soap opera meltdowns. But nothing, truly nothing, brings out the drama queens and kings quite like… the breakfast policy. Just ask Reddit user u/ScenicDrive-at5, who recently shared a tale of breakfast-induced bedlam that would make even the most seasoned hospitality worker clutch their badge.

Picture it: a rowdy wedding party sweeps into the hotel, trailing confetti, last-minute room changes, and enough energy to power the entire building. Amid the chaos, two friends attempt to check in—only to discover that while one has scored the coveted prepaid breakfast package, the other is forced to, gasp, pay for her eggs and toast like a commoner. And thus, the scene is set for a showdown worthy of daytime TV.

When Petty Revenge Is Served Hot: How 'Taking My Break' Taught a Lazy Coworker a Lesson He Won't Forget

Anime illustration of a care home scene with staff and residents, highlighting teamwork and daily life challenges.
In this vibrant anime-style illustration, we capture a moment in a small care home where dedicated staff support residents. The dynamic between hardworking team members and the laid-back Brian adds a humorous touch to the daily routines. Join me as I share stories from my shifts and the unique personalities that make each day memorable!

Let’s face it: we’ve all worked with a Brian. You know, the coworker who somehow manages to always be on break, disappear when things get hectic, and emerges just in time for the applause after the hard work is done. But what happens when the tables finally turn? Over on Reddit’s r/PettyRevenge, one care worker decided enough was enough—and her story is as satisfying as a hot cup of tea after a long shift.

Picture this: a small care home, six residents, two staff members required on duty at all times for safety. The job is demanding, the hours are long, and breaks are precious. But what happens when one coworker keeps stretching his unpaid break far beyond the allotted time, leaving the other to pick up the slack, day after day? Enter u/agedpunkfairy, our unlikely hero, and Brian, the king of the extended lunch hour. What follows is a tale of subtle, delicious revenge that’s sure to make anyone who’s ever worked with a slacker cheer.

The Toy Gun Lighter Showdown: How One Hobby Shop Owner Served Up the Slowest, Sweetest Revenge

Cartoon-3D illustration of a customer with a toy gun in a hobby shop, showcasing a humorous situation.
In this vibrant cartoon-3D scene, a customer playfully wields a toy gun in my hobby shop, leading to a lesson in patience and understanding. Join me as I recount this amusing encounter!

Have you ever witnessed a customer so oblivious—and so obnoxious—you wondered how karma would ever catch up? Well, Reddit user u/Sobber07 didn’t leave it up to fate. When a customer tried to add a little “Wild West” flair to their visit with a toy gun lighter, this shopkeeper decided to serve up slow, satisfying justice—no yelling, no drama, just pure, unadulterated petty revenge.

Picture it: You’re in your cozy hobby shop, shelves lined with paints, quirky gadgets, and curious miniatures. Suddenly, a customer bursts in waving what looks like a real firearm, only to reveal it’s “just a lighter, dude, chill out.” It’s the kind of situation that instantly raises your blood pressure, makes you question humanity, and—if you’re clever—gives you a golden opportunity for some delicious comeuppance.

When Petty Goes Pro: How One Uncle Gifted His Nephew the Ultimate Gaming Setup (and Drove a Man Child Mad)

Nephew excitedly showcases his impressive gaming setup gifted by his mom's boyfriend in a cozy room.
Check out my nephew's amazing gaming setup, a surprise from his mom's boyfriend! He's been on cloud nine ever since, and it’s hard not to share his excitement. This photorealistic image captures the joy and creativity that went into creating this awesome space.

Sometimes, revenge is a dish best served with a side of new controllers, a sparkling TV, and a 13-year-old nephew screaming with joy. Today, we’re diving into a Reddit tale that’s less “petty” and more “legendary uncle energy”—where one man’s childish power play led to an epic family glow-up, a living room showdown, and a little boy’s best summer ever.

Picture this: a family visit, some Fortnite bonding, and suddenly, the world’s most territorial boyfriend swoops in to rain on everyone’s parade. But our hero? He didn’t get mad. He went shopping.