When “It’s Good US Money!” Backfires: A Hilariously Satisfying Tale of Malicious Compliance
If you’ve ever worked a retail or service job, you know there’s a special flavor of dread when a customer hands you a $100 bill for something that costs less than a fast-food combo meal. You brace yourself, trying to explain the simple math of a cash register that’s barely woken up for the day. Sometimes, if you’re lucky, they get it. Other times? Well, sometimes you get to serve up a nice, cold dish of malicious compliance—exactly as Reddit user u/OvrNgtPhlosphr did in one of the most satisfying retail stories we’ve read this year.
Let’s set the scene: It’s early morning at your basic convenience store gig. You’ve been open less than an hour, and the till is hanging on by a thread. In walks The Customer. He’s got that look—a mix of indifference and entitlement—arms loaded with $7.50 worth of snacks, drinks, and who-knows-what. Then, out comes the $100 bill. You can practically feel your soul sighing.