Why Haggling at the Hotel Front Desk is a Losing Game (and Hilarious to Watch)
Picture this: It’s a bustling Saturday night at a hotel, the kind of evening where every bellhop is hustling, the lobby bar is buzzing, and the “No Vacancy” sign is ready to flicker on at any moment. Behind the front desk, a seasoned staffer is navigating the chaos with the cool of a Vegas card dealer. Then, in strolls Mr. Suit-from-the-Bar, confident, charming, and certain he’s about to unlock a secret deal.
He leans in, all smiles, and asks the question hotel staff know too well: “What’s your best rate for tonight?”