When the Fire Alarm is Your Coworker: True Tales from the Night Audit Shift
Picture this: It’s 5:30 a.m., the world is quiet, and you’re manning the front desk of a chain hotel on the night shift. You’re halfway through your third cup of coffee, already dreaming of pancakes and sleep. Suddenly, the shrill shriek of the fire alarm rips through the silence—for the fifth time in as many months. No, it’s not a drill, and no, there’s no fire. Welcome to the reality of working with bargain-bin smoke detectors and management who think “cutting corners” is a competitive sport.
If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to work the front desk in a hotel that treats fire alarms like monthly subscription boxes (surprise! it’s panic again!), buckle up. This is the story of one night auditor’s descent into fire alarm-induced stress, courtesy of a Reddit post that might just make you check the smoke alarm in your next hotel room.