The Curious Case of Conspiracy Theory Kevin: Six Years, Zero PTO Changes, Infinite Questions
If you’ve ever worked in retail, you know that every store has its characters. The coupon queen, the grumpy regular, the coworker who somehow always gets away with taking “smoke breaks” every 15 minutes. But today’s story, courtesy of Reddit’s r/StoriesAboutKevin, features a legend among retail personalities: Conspiracy Theory Kevin. He’s not just your average gossip—he’s the reigning champion of holding on to company rumors long after everyone else has let them go.
So grab your timecards, clutch your PTO balances, and prepare to meet the man who’s still fighting a policy battle… from 2018.