The Great Condom Revenge: When Dad Outsmarts Your Petty Roast
Picture this: You’re at your dad’s birthday party, standing up to deliver the speech. You know the room’s hungry for a laugh, and you have the perfect story locked and loaded. You roast your dad—lovingly, of course—by recounting the time he gave your younger brother "the talk," complete with a legendary dad-ism about condoms being cheaper than kids. The crowd erupts. Dad looks amused. You feel like a comedic genius.
But what you forget is that dads—at least the fun ones—never take a hit lying down. And this dad? He’s about to show you that payback, like condoms, comes in many sizes and styles.