The Night of the Not-So-Smooth Criminals: Hotel Parking Lot Heist Fails Spectacularly
Picture this: You’re rolling into your hotel night shift, coffee in hand, ready for another routine audit. Maybe you’re already daydreaming about the powdered eggs in the morning buffet. But as you pull up to the parking lot, you freeze. The gate arm is bent, mangled—clearly the victim of a vehicular assault. It’s not just another night at the hotel front desk; you’ve stumbled upon a scene that screams “bad heist movie.” And as it turns out, the cast of this real-life caper is about as sharp as a bag of spoons.