The Apple Store Chronicles: When “Kevin” Meets MacBook Air (and Logic Flies Out the Window)
If you’ve ever braved the glowing, minimalist halls of an Apple Store seeking tech salvation, you know the feeling: hope mixed with dread, anticipation tinged with anxiety. Will you meet a Genius, or… well, someone a little less than that? Redditor u/DancinginHyrule’s story, “Kevin working at the Apple store,” is a masterclass in what happens when a customer’s tech savvy collides with a “Kevin”—the Reddit shorthand for that special someone whose logic is… unique, to put it kindly.
It’s 2009 or 2010. The MacBook Air is the talk of the town: thinner than a magazine, lighter than your coffee, with a single, precious USB port and—crucially—no CD drive. Our protagonist’s MacBook Air, a pioneer in minimalist design, suddenly refuses to recognize any USB devices. Panic! Off to the Apple Store they go, only to find that the gatekeeper to their tech rescue is Kevin: the lone employee, holding down the sleek aluminum fort on a slow day.