The Parking Lot Showdown: Why You Should Never Park at a Hotel on Game Day (Unless You’re a Guest)
If you’ve ever worked the front desk at a hotel near a major college football stadium, you know that game day transforms your peaceful lobby into a scene out of "The Walking Dead"—but with less moaning and more yelling about parking spaces. For u/Turbulent_Theory6532, a front desk agent at a hotel adjacent to a D1 power four football stadium, this isn’t just a seasonal inconvenience—it’s the stuff of legends, tow trucks, and, apparently, police reports.
The story begins on a typical fall Saturday, when the hotel’s parking lot becomes the hottest tailgate spot in town—at least for those willing to gamble with a tow truck. Each home game, the hotel asks only guests and employees to leave their car info at the desk, because the lot is barely big enough for them. But every week, would-be stadium-goers sneak their cars into the lot, hoping to score free parking and a short walk to the action. Spoiler alert: it never ends well.