Paramedics, Sneaky Pups, and the World’s Fastest Quickie: A Valentine’s Day on Night Audit
There’s a special kind of magic in the air on Valentine’s Day—romance, excitement, and apparently, a sprinkle of utter chaos if you’re working a hotel night audit shift. For one Redditor, u/Own_Examination_2771, this year’s lover’s holiday delivered a perfect storm of emergencies, covert canine operations, and perhaps the briefest hotel stay ever attempted by a couple. If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to run the front desk after midnight while Cupid’s arrows are flying, buckle up. This is one wild night you won’t find in any travel brochure.