Slow and Steady Wins the Grocery Line: A Petty Revenge Tale from the Checkout Belt
There are a few sacred spaces in modern civilization: the quiet car on a train, the “10 items or less” lane, and, perhaps most importantly, your allotted section of the grocery store conveyor belt. When someone invades that space, it’s not just an etiquette violation—it’s an existential threat to order itself. And Reddit user u/Helpful_Hour1984 knows exactly how to handle such an offense.
In a viral post on r/PettyRevenge, Helpful_Hour1984 recounts a supermarket standoff that’s as petty as it is relatable. The villain? An impatient boomer who couldn’t wait for the cart in front to finish unloading. The hero? A shopper with nerves (and patience) of steel.