Petty Revenge Level: Expert – How One Woman Turned Her Ex’s Prank Into the Ultimate Payback
Breakups are rarely pretty, but every once in a while, someone turns heartbreak into an art form. Such is the case with a Reddit user who transformed her ex-boyfriend’s sleazy prank into an act of petty revenge so inspired, you’ll be cackling along with her. If you’ve ever been wronged by a “typical douche bag” ex, grab some popcorn—this one’s for you.
If you think giving out your ex’s number to random creeps is a low blow, wait until you see how she clapped back. Spoiler: it involves a Tinder profile, a little creative writing, and a whole lot of poetic justice.
Let’s set the stage: Our protagonist, u/DefinitelyNotMaranda, was dating a guy who checked every “red flag” box—no job, no ambition, still living with his parents, and a healthy dose of ego for good measure. Thankfully, she spotted the warning signs early and ended things. But while she was moving on, he was busy plotting the kind of revenge you’d expect from someone whose emotional maturity peaked in middle school.
Soon after the breakup, her phone started ringing. The first call was weird enough: a total stranger, claiming her ex gave him her number and promised she’d be “down for a good time”—for a price. If you’re already recoiling, you’re not alone. Maranda was stunned, appalled, and (understandably) furious. She hung up, hoping this was a one-off. But when a second, even more bizarre call came through (this time with a “senior discount” offer!), she knew it was time to take action.
Now, here’s where the story takes a turn for the deliciously petty. Instead of confronting her ex and giving him the satisfaction of seeing her upset, she opted for some next-level revenge. If he wanted to play dirty, she’d simply out-petty him, tenfold.
Her weapon of choice? Tinder, of course. With a few clicks, she created a profile using her ex’s photo, and crafted a bio that practically screamed “sugar daddy”: “Nice man seeking a woman to spoil and pamper. No strings attached. I’ve got money to spare and loads of it. If you’re looking for help financially, hit me up.” For good measure, she dropped his actual phone number and a link to his Facebook profile.
Within hours, her ex was getting bombarded—only, not by the kind of attention he’d ever want. Instead, his phone was ringing off the hook with women eager for a payday, and his Facebook inbox was probably melting. A week later, she checked in: his number was disconnected and his Facebook gone. Mission accomplished.
Now, let’s break down why this revenge is so genius:
1. It Hits Where It Hurts
This wasn’t just flooding his phone with random messages. Her ex was the type who thrived on ego and image. Having his inbox filled with hopeful sugar babies, only for them to ghost him when they realized he didn’t have two nickels to rub together? Brutal.
2. It’s Karma With a Side of Laughter
There’s a certain poetic justice here. He tried to humiliate her by passing her number to strangers—she responded by turning him into the world’s worst sugar daddy. The best part? He had to clean up the mess himself.
3. It’s Entertaining AND Empowering
Let’s be honest, most of us have fantasized about the perfect comeback after a bad breakup. This story is the popcorn-worthy, laugh-out-loud, “wish I’d thought of that” revenge we all crave.
Of course, Maranda admits this level of pettiness dances on the edge of legality and maturity. But sometimes, when you’re pushed to your limit, a little creative payback is just what the doctor ordered (as long as no actual harm is done, of course).
Final Thoughts
While not everyone would go as far as making a Tinder profile for their ex, it’s hard not to admire the sheer creativity—and effectiveness—of this revenge. It’s a reminder that sometimes, the best way to deal with a toxic ex isn’t to stoop to their level, but to outsmart them in a way that leaves you with the last laugh.
Have you ever plotted some petty revenge of your own? Or do you think Maranda went too far? Share your thoughts (and your own stories) in the comments below!
And remember: When life gives you lemons—or exes with too much time on their hands—sometimes, the best response is a little bit of sweet, sweet (petty) lemonade.
Original Reddit Post: wanna hand my number out to your perverted friends? That’s fine. I’ll get you back tenfold, baby. 😉