Phones, $100 Bills, and the Perils of Printing: Tales from the Retail Counter

Have you ever witnessed someone try to multitask so hard that it short-circuits the entire retail experience? Picture this: a customer, deeply engrossed in their phone, stands at the printing counter—papers ready, transaction waiting, but the only thing getting attention is the glow of their screen. Add in an absurd attempt to pay for a $3 service with a $100 bill, and you get a retail tale for the ages!

This story, shared by u/DisastrousTarget5060 on r/TalesFromRetail, is the perfect cocktail of modern day phone addiction, cash register realities, and the universal frustration of being ignored at the counter. So, let’s break down what happens when you put your phone above your print job—and try to break the bank (literally) for three bucks.

The Art of Waiting (and Waiting... and Waiting)

Our story begins innocently enough. A customer walks in, file in hand (well, in phone), and asks for something to be printed. The retail hero behind the counter points to the sign with the email address—standard procedure for anyone who’s ever worked in a print shop or copy center.

Printing commences. The job takes less than a minute. The papers are placed neatly on the counter. But instead of a swift transaction, our protagonist finds themselves in a holding pattern. The customer is staring—no, glued—to their phone screen. Maybe they're transferring money, texting their boss, or composing an epic novel. Who knows? The point is: they’re not paying attention.

After a polite half-minute wait, our retail worker inquires if another file is coming. “Yes,” the customer mumbles, still lost in the digital ether. Another minute ticks by with no new emails, no files, and absolutely zero eye contact. The cycle repeats. “Yes,” they say again. But the inbox remains empty, as does the hope for a speedy resolution.

Breaking the Ice… and the $100 Bill

Eventually, the truth comes out: the customer isn’t sending anything else. Time for payment! The total? Less than $4. Finally, the customer looks up from their phone, fishes through their bag, and—like a magician pulling a rabbit from a hat—produces a crisp $100 bill.

Cue the retail worker’s sigh. If you’ve ever worked a cash register, you know the dread: breaking a $100 for a tiny transaction is a logistical nightmare, especially early in the day when the till is light on change. Our hero stands their ground. “No. I am not breaking $100 for $3 and some change.”

The customer insists: no card, only cash (despite their phone being attached to their hand like a fifth limb—Apple Pay, anyone?). The worker repeats their stance. The customer leaves, papers unclaimed, transaction incomplete, lesson (hopefully) learned.

Retail Realities: Phones, Patience, and Petty Cash

Let’s unpack the lessons from this comedy of errors:

  1. Put Down the Phone: Retail workers are people, not background characters in your life story. A little attention and eye contact go a long way. Plus, you might actually get your stuff faster!

  2. Don’t Pay Small with Big Bills: Unless you want to be “that customer,” save your $100 bills for bigger purchases. Most registers aren’t equipped to make change for such large denominations—especially for a $3 transaction.

  3. Communication is Key: If you’re waiting for an email or need more time, just let the staff know. Ghosting people in real life is almost as rude as doing it online.

  4. Tech Isn’t Always the Solution: Ironically, the very device that was supposed to make the transaction easier (sending files, paying digitally) ended up making it ten times harder. Sometimes, old-fashioned attention and a $5 bill win the day.

The Takeaway: Don’t Be That Customer

Retail workers have seen it all, from counting out pennies to deciphering cryptic mumblings through AirPods. But a customer who combines phone-induced oblivion with the world’s largest bill for the world’s smallest job? That’s one for the storybooks.

So next time you’re at a counter—printing, paying, or just picking up a coffee—do yourself and everyone else a favor: look up, engage, and maybe bring some reasonable change. Trust us, your transaction will go a lot smoother (and you might even get a smile).

What’s Your Retail Pet Peeve?

Have you ever had a customer try to pay for a tiny purchase with a $100 bill? Or maybe you’ve been on the other side, caught in a digital daydream at the counter? Share your funniest (or most frustrating) retail stories in the comments below! And remember: the next great “Tale from Retail” could be yours.

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Original Reddit Post: Put the phone down and pay me