Revenge on Wheels: How One Woman's Call to Code Enforcement Rolled Over Her Cheating Ex
Breakups are never easy—especially when you discover your partner of 14 years has been cheating on you for two. The rage. The sadness. The endless spiral of "what ifs" and "how could he?" But after the tears dry, sometimes a little petty revenge is just what the heart needs. And if that revenge comes with a $2,000 price tag for your ex? Well, that's just the universe throwing in a bonus.
Welcome to the world of r/PettyRevenge, where small acts of justice turn heartbreak into hilarious, satisfying tales. Today’s story: a commercial truck, a town ordinance, and one seriously scorned woman who called code enforcement on her cheating ex—parking her pain (and his truck) where it belonged.
When Petty Is Practical: A Truck-Sized Problem
Meet our antiheroine, u/kyramuffinz, who spent her formative years with her now ex-boyfriend. Fourteen years together (since they were both 17!), only to find out he’d been cheating for the last two. Ouch. As if that betrayal wasn’t enough, the ex decided to park his massive 19-ton commercial truck—think "I could move a small mountain with this"—first in their shared driveway, then, post-breakup, at his new flame’s house.
But here's the twist: while he might have skirted the rules before, his new parking spot was in a quiet residential neighborhood, a place where town ordinances are not to be trifled with. The rule? No vehicles over 15 tons. His truck? Well over that limit.
The Call That Changed Everything
Kyramuffinz was hurting, angry, and yes—a little petty. So she made a call to code enforcement, pointing out the clear violation. She expected maybe a warning, maybe a sternly worded letter. What she got was the kind of swift, cosmic payback that makes the internet cheer.
Turns out, the new "homewrecker" girlfriend wasn’t exactly on top of her mailbox game. She missed the town’s warning letter, the truck wasn’t moved in time, and—bam!—a $2,000 fine landed squarely on the ex’s doorstep. Sometimes, karma doesn’t just knock; it rams through the front yard with a citation in its hand.
Why Is This So Satisfying?
Let’s be honest: few things are as cathartic as seeing a cheater get their comeuppance. But this story is more than just a tale of vengeance; it’s a masterclass in using the system to your advantage. No slashed tires, no sugar in the gas tank—just one well-placed phone call and a solid understanding of local ordinances.
And the best part? Kyramuffinz didn’t even intend for things to go that badly. Sometimes, the universe just has your back. The icing on the revenge cake? She owns the house solo (so the ex gets none of the sale money), is selling it to an investor against his wishes, and he’ll never see her dog again (because, pro tip: always keep the vet bills in your name).
The Revenge Playbook: Lessons Learned
What can we take away from this parking-lot saga?
- Know Your Rights (and Your Town’s Laws): Sometimes, the best revenge is perfectly legal. A little research goes a long way.
- Don’t Underestimate Petty: Petty isn’t always bad—it can be practical and deeply satisfying, especially when it levels the playing field.
- Let Karma Do the Heavy Lifting: Sometimes you set the wheels in motion, and karma takes it from there (sometimes with a $2,000 fine attached).
The Emotional Side of Petty Revenge
Yes, pettiness is fun, but let’s not forget the reason behind it: heartbreak hurts. Sometimes, channeling that pain into a little creative justice is the best way to start healing. For kyramuffinz, every fine and every step toward moving on is a win—because she’s not just getting back at her ex, she’s reclaiming her own story.
So, the next time your heart gets broken, remember: revenge is a dish best served by code enforcement.
Have you ever gotten sweet, satisfying revenge on someone who wronged you? Or have you been on the receiving end of some creative karma? Drop your best (or worst) stories in the comments below!
Because sometimes, the best way to get over a breakup is to park your pain right on your ex’s front lawn—and let the universe (and the town ordinances) take it from there.
Original Reddit Post: Called code enforcement on my cheating ex for parking his commercial vehicle on residential property