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Samurai Swords, Screaming at Rice, and Boss-Level Blunders: The Hilarious Chronicles of Kevin’s Workplace Nemesis

Kevin confronting his boss in a chaotic office, illustrating the bizarre consequences of their actions.
In this photorealistic scene, Kevin passionately addresses his boss amidst the chaos of mishaps, including the infamous fire extinguisher incident. This moment perfectly captures the tension and humor of their work environment, reflecting on the absurdity of everyday challenges.

Ever worked somewhere that felt more like an episode of The Office—if Michael Scott was a little less lovable and a lot less competent? If so, you’ll appreciate the saga of “Kevin Who Screams at Rice’s Boss,” a legend from Reddit’s r/StoriesAboutKevin, where workplace absurdity meets slapstick tragedy.

Picture this: a boss who’s part mad scientist, part samurai enthusiast, and part walking cautionary tale. The stories are so outlandish, you’d swear they were scripted—if only anyone could write something this bizarre. Let’s meet the man, the myth, the workplace disaster.

When Management Gets… Creative

Let’s set the stage: The narrator, u/Old-Class-1259, previously told us about “Kevin Screams at Rice.” Now, they’re taking us on a guided tour of the boss’s greatest hits.

First up, the “cleaning” incident. Ran out of compressed air? Why not grab the nearest fire extinguisher! Never mind that it was a powder extinguisher and not CO2. The result? A customer’s equipment covered in white dust, and a sheepish boss sweeping up his own mess. You have to hand it to him for at least grabbing the broom instead of blaming “the intern.”

Then there’s the genius troubleshooting attempt: A customer brings in faulty equipment. The boss, thinking himself clever, swaps out a component with one from his own, which promptly breaks. Undeterred, he asks the narrator if he can risk their equipment next, only to get offended at a polite “No, thank you.” Cue the classic defensive outburst: “Are you calling me stupid?” No, but three broken machines in a row might do the trick.

Domestic Drama and Delusions of Invincibility

Apparently, the boss’s talent for questionable decisions wasn’t limited to the workplace. After months of complaining about a family member, he invites them to move in—purely for the sport of daily complaints. It’s like Groundhog Day, but with more grumbling and less redemption.

Then, things get physical (and not in a good way). The boss, brimming with bravado, insists employees hit him with a foam baseball bat—because “he’s very secure in his masculinity.” Unfortunately, the narrator had just learned some basic Kendo, and the boss quickly found out that foam, plus technique, can still equal pain.

Not content to test his brawn just once, the boss also offers a female colleague the chance to knee him in the… well, you know. Because she’s “just a girl” and couldn’t possibly hurt him. Spoiler: She could. He spends half an hour dry heaving over the office toilet, masculinity sufficiently tested.

eBay Samurai and Server Shenanigans

If you think the fun ends there, you’re underestimating this boss. Channeling his inner warrior, he spends over £100 on a dozen samurai swords from eBay. Ignoring sage advice to buy one decent blade, he receives a box of cheap, balsa wood knock-offs. “Moaned all week” is probably an understatement.

Then there’s the IT adventure. Determined to “boost” the business server, he uses unsupported, risky methods. The result? The server keeps shutting itself off, and he spends weeks trying to fix the very problem he created. This is the IT equivalent of cutting a hole in your boat to make it go faster.

Mocking “Book Learning” All the Way to Bankruptcy

Perhaps the most telling trait is his disdain for actual expertise. Whenever training or qualifications come up, he mocks them as “fancy book learning.” Unsurprisingly, every competent employee (except for Kevin, who screams at rice—loyalty comes in curious forms) jumps ship. The resulting brain drain is so severe that the business eventually folds.

Let’s face it: If your boss is convinced qualifications are for suckers, it’s probably time to dust off your resume.

Lessons from the Land of Kevin’s Boss

What can we learn from this workplace circus?

  1. DIY doesn’t mean “Destroy It Yourself.” Sometimes, expertise matters.
  2. Bravado is not a substitute for common sense. Especially when foam bats and knees are involved.
  3. eBay shopping sprees rarely end in ancient Japanese glory. Especially on a budget.
  4. Hire (and listen to!) people who know what they’re doing. Or risk becoming the next Reddit legend.

The Final Word: Share Your Own Tales!

Have you ever had a boss like this—part samurai, part slapstick, all chaos? Or been trapped in a workplace where disaster was always just one bright idea away? Share your stories in the comments! And if you’re lucky enough to have a competent boss, give them a (gentle) pat on the back—no samurai swords required.

Stay tuned for more workplace antics from the trenches of r/StoriesAboutKevin. Until then, may your servers run smoothly, your swords be sturdy, and your foam bats stay in the toy box.

Original Reddit Post: Kevin Who Screams at Rice's Boss Who Showed Some, But Not Complete Disbelief in the Tangible Effects of Screaming at Rice