Singing for (Petty) Justice: How One Student Outsang Her Obnoxious Roommate
Dorm life: it’s a rite of passage, a crash course in compromise, and sometimes, a battle of wills conducted in the world’s tiniest shared space. We’ve all heard the horror stories—midnight ramen chefs, mysterious sock thieves, and the infamous “that’s my shelf in the fridge” wars. But nothing tests human endurance quite like the chronically loud roommate.
What happens when polite requests for quiet are met with a wall of shrieks, cackles, and hours-long phone calls? Well, one university student hit their breaking point—and instead of suffering in silence, decided to fight noise with… well, even more creative noise. Let’s tune in to this melodious tale of petty revenge, as shared by u/justanotherhuman255 on Reddit’s r/PettyRevenge. Spoiler: it’s music to our ears.
The Loud Roommate: When “Silent” Isn’t Mutual
Our story’s protagonist moved into their dorm expecting a mutual understanding: quiet hours, respect for each other’s need for silence, and a peaceful coexistence. After all, the roommate herself requested a “mostly silent” room. But reality? Cue the cacophony. For over two months, the roommate filled their shared space with marathon phone calls—ten-hour sessions, no less—punctuated by shrieks, laughter, and, as the original poster so colorfully puts it, “loud mouth noises.”
Despite countless gentle requests to dial it down (and a desperate plea for mercy before early-morning classes), nothing changed. In fact, the more our protagonist tried to reason, the louder things seemed to get. It was time for a new approach—one that would hit all the right (and high) notes.
If You Can’t Beat ‘Em, Out-Sing ‘Em
Enter the ultimate act of petty revenge: musical warfare. As a trained mezzo soprano and active member of the university choir, our hero wasn’t just any amateur vocalist. Armed with a guitar and a voice that could shatter glass (or at least, pierce through even the chattiest of phone calls), she decided to serenade her roommate right back.
Whenever the roommate’s laughter reached banshee levels, out came the guitar and the singing—sometimes solo, sometimes in harmony with a friend on Discord. But that’s not all. The pièce de résistance? Streaming the gloriously chaotic video game POSTAL 2 with her friend, filling the room with absurd, over-the-top commentary:
- “I think I’ll rob the bank today, that line is way too long.”
- “…and if you pee on him, music will start playing and he’ll dance.”
- “My first run was kinda lame, tbh. I only killed 800 people.”
It’s a symphony of chaos, but here’s the kicker: our protagonist never violates the dorm’s floor-wide quiet hours. Every note, every giggle, every POSTAL 2 escapade is meticulously timed to ensure it’s just loud enough for the roommate, and no one else.
Why This Petty Revenge Hits the Right Chord
Let’s be honest: if you’ve ever had a roommate who treated every phone call like a personal podcast for the entire building, this story is pure catharsis. The beauty of this revenge isn’t just in the noise-for-noise retaliation—it’s in the artistry. By using her musical talent (and a dash of video game absurdity), the protagonist found a way to reclaim her space, have fun with friends, and even stay productive in the process.
There’s also an ironic twist: while the roommate can’t keep her own noise under control, she can’t really complain about our singer’s “trolling.” After all, she’s simply practicing her craft—a legitimate, university-sanctioned activity—during permitted hours. It’s a masterclass in petty but principled resistance.
Will the Roommate Learn Her Lesson?
Maybe, maybe not. But sometimes, the best revenge isn’t about changing someone else—it’s about taking back your own power with a smile (and a high C). As the original poster puts it, “I regret nothing.” And why should she? In a world where kindness is often mistaken for weakness, sometimes you have to let your voice—literally—be heard.
Your Turn: Roommate Revenge Stories?
Have you ever had to get creative with a noisy neighbor or roommate? What’s your go-to petty revenge tactic? Share your stories in the comments below—because let’s face it, we could all use a little inspiration (and a good laugh) as we navigate the wild world of shared living.
Whether you’re team “sing it out” or prefer the “silent treatment,” remember this: sometimes, the best way to restore harmony is to make a little noise of your own.
Original Reddit Post: Trolling my obnoxious, loud roommate