The Snow King of Cinema: When Kevin Thinks 10 Degrees Is Tropical
If you’ve ever worked with a “Kevin,” you know the type: blissfully oblivious, self-appointed expert on all things mundane, and usually the first to volunteer you (not himself) for the worst jobs. Now, imagine a Kevin who treats sub-zero weather like it’s a day at the beach—and expects everyone else to do the same.
Recently on r/StoriesAboutKevin, u/Dragon_Crystal shared a tale that will have anyone who’s ever shivered through a winter shift nodding in solidarity—and probably laughing through chattering teeth. This isn’t just a story about cold weather; it’s about what happens when someone’s frosty attitude collides with common sense (and compassion).
Meet Kevin: The Polar Bear in Human Clothing
Kevin, as described by the author, is that rare breed of coworker who seems impervious to cold. While most of us are busy layering up, Kevin struts into work in the kind of weather that turns your breath into icicles—ten degrees Fahrenheit, to be exact—wearing little more than a mild smirk and a hoodie.
But where most people would accept being a human popsicle as a quirky character trait, Kevin takes it a step further. He’s not just immune to the cold; he’s on a mission to shame anyone who isn’t. When others dash out to clear snow from the theater entrance or take out the trash, bundled up like arctic explorers, Kevin openly mocks their “weakness.” Need your coat to brave the dumpster? Prepare for a frosty side-eye and a sarcastic comment.
“If You Love the Cold So Much…”
Our Reddit storyteller decided enough was enough. When Kevin mocked them for grabbing a coat to take out the trash, they served up a piping hot dish of poetic justice: “Ok, if you love the cold so much, go take out the trash by yourself. I’ll go handle the other tasks we need to handle.”
If you’re picturing Kevin marching outside triumphantly, you’re right. But the real entertainment begins when the manager, Brendy, gets involved. Where’s Kevin? “Made him take out the trash while I do bathroom checks,” our hero reports.
Mocking the Boss? Bold Move, Kevin
Brendy, the theater manager, isn’t just a boss—she’s someone dealing with nerve pain, which the cold only makes worse. Her five-minute smoke breaks are a delicate balance between relaxation and real discomfort. Does Kevin show empathy? Of course not. He doubles down, mocking Brendy for not wanting to stand outside longer.
As you might guess, this doesn’t go over well. Brendy’s patience, already worn thin by the cold, finally snaps. She sends Kevin home early and the staff rallies behind her, pointing out her health issues. Kevin, predictably, brushes it off: “It’s no big deal!” (Famous last words, Kevin.)
The Kevin Phenomenon: Why One-Size-Fits-All Doesn’t Work
This story isn’t just about one man’s questionable relationship with the polar vortex—it’s a lesson in empathy. We all know a Kevin: someone who thinks their experience is universal, who can’t fathom why others don’t see the world (or weather) exactly as they do.
But here’s the thing: Not everyone’s built the same. Some people have health concerns, like Brendy’s nerve pain. Others (like me) just plain hate the cold. And that’s okay! The best workplaces are the ones where people recognize and respect each other’s limits, whether it’s a fear of heights or a loathing for snow boots.
The Real MVPs: The Team Who Stood Up
The unsung heroes in this saga are the coworkers who backed up Brendy. When someone’s being insensitive—especially to a manager dealing with chronic pain—it matters that the team supports what’s right. Collective eye rolls and solidarity can make even the iciest shifts a little warmer.
A Final Word: Don’t Be a Kevin
So, next time you’re tempted to judge your shivering coworker for bundling up, remember: Not everyone enjoys 10-degree weather. And if you do love it, great! But maybe keep the snow king routine to yourself—unless you want an early trip home.
Do you work with a Kevin, or have your own workplace winter war story? Share it in the comments below! Let’s warm each other up with some solidarity—and maybe a few laughs.
What’s your coldest work story? How do you handle Kevins in your life? Drop your tales below—bonus points for frostbite puns!
Original Reddit Post: Not everyone enjoys 10 degree weather