Weaponized Menstruation: How One Girl Defeated a Middle School Creep With Bloody Brilliance
Middle school: a time of awkward growth spurts, questionable fashion choices, and, if you’re unlucky, the occasional persistent creep. But what happens when a determined harasser meets his match in a girl armed with quick wit and a willingness to weaponize her period? Let’s dive into a viral story from Reddit’s r/MaliciousCompliance that has the internet howling, cringing, and—most importantly—cheering.
This is the saga of Gabe, a relentless middle school pest, and the girl who turned the tables on him, using his own discomfort against him in a way that’s equal parts gross, satisfying, and, frankly, genius.
Blood, Guts, and Glory: The Story Unfolds
The original poster (u/These-Being8525) sets the stage: Gabe was infamous in her middle school, notorious for harassing and following girls until he was reported. Once one girl stood up to him, he simply moved on to the next. Eventually, his unwanted attention landed on our narrator, culminating in a particularly cringeworthy PE encounter. In a moment of both annoyance and inspiration (helped along by “cramp-fueled genius”), she decided to use Gabe’s own squeamishness as a weapon.
After Gabe demanded to “hear all your little sins” (Ew. Just… ew.), she unleashed perhaps the most effective anti-creep defense: graphic period talk. “Blood has been leaking from my vagina, and god is it terrible! They need to stock more pads here, there were only tampons and I got blood on my hands, wanna smell?” she recounted. Gabe, suddenly pale and horrified, mumbled something about joking and fled—never to bother her, or any other girl, again.
Weaponized Menstruation: A New Tactical Era
The internet, as you might expect, went wild for this story. As u/Helln_Damnation succinctly put it, “Weaponised menstruation. Excellent.” The phrase alone sparked a mini-meme in the comments—another user, u/DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC, even suggested “Weaponized Menstruation” would make a killer band name. (Honestly? I’d buy tickets.)
But beyond the humor, there’s a deeper lesson here. Several commenters pointed out that when creeps reveal their weaknesses—especially ones rooted in ignorance or immaturity—it’s only fair to use them for the greater good. As u/Hattix observed, “When a creep tells you his weakness, it is dishonourable to not use it for the benefit of everyone, everywhere.”
And it’s not just about periods. The “radioactive rocks theory,” as u/alaskaguyindk described (riffing off the more well-known “grey rock theory”), is all about driving off nosy or creepy people by “just tell[ing] the most graphic and disgusting information you have.” In this case? Mission accomplished. In fact, several women in the comments shared that they and their friends had developed similar strategies in school, competing to outdo each other with ever-more grotesque period details to drive away boys invading their space. “The term ‘red gelatinous coagulation’ became a meme in our friend group,” recalled u/TryCautious2923.
Why Does Period Talk Still Scare So Many Guys?
There’s a certain irony in how a natural, monthly biological process can send some men (or at least immature boys) running for the hills. As u/Porcupinetrenchcoat pointed out, “I always find it extremely funny that even into adulthood there are men that can be unmanned by periods. Half the population has to suffer through them, mostly without complaint... and meanwhile Jeff is inconsolable from the DISGUSTING sight of an unused tampon he saw sticking out of a woman’s pocket.”
The truth is, the squeamishness is often learned, not innate. Other commenters, like u/throwaway47138, shared that growing up in a household where periods were normalized made all the difference: “My mom totally normalized periods for me growing up, so it didn’t bother me and I just ignored it.” In fact, some women see a guy’s comfort level with period talk as a litmus test for maturity and empathy (u/silky_string: “Love hearing this!”).
Girl Squads, Bloody Legends, and the Art of Traumatizing Creeps
Let’s face it: Middle school can be brutal, but stories like this remind us that solidarity, quick thinking, and a willingness to break taboos can be powerful tools. As u/zumbamami69 so perfectly put it: “You are a legend. I hope you hit all the green lights, have the best hair day, and your shoes are cute and pain-free. I would’ve wanted to be in your girl squad in middle school. Hell, I’d love to be in your girl squad NOW.”
It’s not just about payback, either. It’s about taking control, refusing to be shamed for normal bodily functions, and showing creeps that their tactics simply won’t work when met with confidence and a little bit of “menstrual destruction” (shout-out to u/finger_blast for that one).
Conclusion: When in Doubt, “Traumatize Them Back”
The story’s viral popularity isn’t just because it’s funny (though it is). It resonates because it flips the script: Instead of shrinking away from harassment, the OP met it with boldness, humor, and a bit of bloody-minded (pun intended) creativity. As u/drpestilence cheered, “You are the hero we need, bravo!”
So next time you find yourself facing a pest who just can’t take a hint, remember: Sometimes, the best defense is a little “weaponized menstruation.” And if all else fails, there’s always a vivid discussion of “red gelatinous coagulation” to clear the room.
What’s your best story of flipping the script on a creep? Ever used the “radioactive rocks theory” in your own life? Share your tales of triumph—or trauma—in the comments below!
Original Reddit Post: You’re going to be a creep to me? I’d like to see you try.